Chris Hodson

Nailed it, basically.

Fresh cut ✂️ The plan was ‘David Beckham early Madrid days’ but I was looking more like the creepy fella in Afterlife.

It's 2024 Send me a DocuSign, FFS

@randomrecruiter - have you finished Mr. McMahon yet?

Took the little one on the ice today. She's still keen on being a hockey player. Love it...her skates match the ones I dusted from the kitbag too ⛸️🏒❤️

The 8:15 am school run was a challenge. People should need to obtain a license to operate wet weather apparatus We're worried about obesity in kids, but few talk about the perils associated with untrained handling of a 64" golf umbrella in the playground

back at the rink this morning the little one still wants to be a hockey player she knows that means passing her Skate UK grades 1-5 and therefore happy to give up every Sunday morning to get the basics locked in nothing like incentivisation to focus the mind

Oh, so it's Jira that software devs need to be happy. I thought it was: ✅ Flexible working ✅ Realistic and motivating ways to measure engineering velocity ✅ Cohesive and productive relationships with product management ✅ Recognition that not everyone wants to move from being an IC to a manager It was Jira all along

This is next-level marketing, @McDonalds

Siri, stop telling me what to do.