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I sometimes review films. Survivor of retail wars. @hollywoodsnitch

Illinois, USA
Joined March 2009
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Second best @Svengoolie episode ever! Two big accomplishments... We made the letters segment again AND our son's new little sister that #svengoolie mentioned is starting to roll over at three months!
Best. #Svengoolie. Episode. Ever. We made the letters segment!! And on cue, my son repeated, "Berrrrrrwyn!!" You made our day, @Svengoolie.
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The new Texas governor Gina Hinojosa said she will cancel the sale of a Texas state park to Elon Musk. Sissy SpaceX is very sad
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The MUSK documentary is now streaming on Amazon Prime and Apple. Elon Musk did his best to keep it from being seen, so it’s no coincidence that it was removed from theaters before the midterms. I just finished watching it, and honestly, I’m glad I didn’t see it before the election because it would’ve scared the fuck out of me. I’m so glad the midterms turned out like they did. This man and others like him need to be held accountable. He is unhinged, a monster, a murderer, a narcissist, and an evil motherfucker with a God complex. Grok can stay on X. I will NEVER download that shit on my phone. The devastation one man has been allowed to cause to our country and our planet over the last two years is staggering, all without any constraints from a megalomaniac president and a cowardly, greed-possessed Congress. This is a MUST-WATCH. We need to stay on top of our elected officials and demand they STRIP HIM of his unchecked power and hold him accountable for the MASSIVE DAMAGE he’s done. And we need guardrails going forward so that NO single person can ever hold unchecked control again. **THIS IS A DIRE WARNING**
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🤖 Made with AI
Coloque a imagem no ChatGPT e peça: "Encha esse quarto de coisas que você acha que combinam comigo" O que saiu?
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The low lighting and wiggling camera and cartoon villain rant really make it feel like a mockumentary
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Wife material 🍻
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"Great Dana White, a violent fighter and warrior" Here's Dana White slapping his wife in the face multiple times and shoving her. This administration platforms and protects abusers, predators and pedophiles.
BREAKING: Trump offers UFC President Dana White the job of White House Press Secretary, asking him to bring several MMA fighters as assistants.
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Ron DeSantis trying to lock in that 2028 money
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JD Vance when he has to swear in Abdul El Sayed while holding a Koran teapawt.net/adamemedia/status/2114…
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Two years ago, voters powered Trump to the political comeback of the century. On Tuesday, they rejected him comprehensively.

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Elon Musk is mass deleting tweets like he's a Nazi burning documents in a fireplace at the end of WW II and it's funny because the internet NEVER FORGETS.
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I’m crying. 😭😭😭 This might be the most diabolical use of a foldable phone I’ve ever seen. The reveal when he opens it is INSANE. 💀
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Every MAGAt in this picture has been accused, indicted, convicted of, or found civilly liable for sex crimes. Three are currently in jail. Andrew Tate @Cobratate - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking Russell Brand @rustyrockets - Convicted of Rape Donald Trump @DonaldTrump - Civilly Liable / A federal Judge stated he raped E. Jean Caroll Mike Tyson @MikeTyson - Convicted of Rape Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA - Civilly liable for Sexual Assault Lawrence Taylor @LT_56 - Registered Sex Offender. Arrest for sex with a minor. Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking
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Something common here...
Trump administration staff departures include: — Susie Wiles — Katie Zacharia — Kimberly Guilfoyle — Kristi Noem — Pam Bondi — Tulsi Gabbard — Karoline Leavitt — Lori Chavez-DeRemer — Harmeet Dillon — Alina Habba
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We got a new chief of staph 😂
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17-year-old Stephen Miller: “Torture is the way to go…Torture is a celebration of life and human dignity.”
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Evidently, this fucking toilet bowl of a human has forgotten January 6th completely, just like every other right-wing shitbag asking the same disingenuous question. Or, you know, they're just fucking scumbags.
Hey liberals, quick question from a conservative upset about the midterms… Are we supposed to start rioting and burning down cities now, or is that just what you guys do when you lose? 😂
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The "pretty bad law" passed the Senate 100-0 and the House 413–9.
Trump on a law he may end up violating that prohibits Russian diesel from being unloaded in the US: "By Biden -- that probably makes it a pretty bad law"
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HILARIOUS: #Bears HC Ben Johnson was asked how much time he aims to take off during the bye week. “As much as my wife wants me to.” Johnson said he’ll find out her plans after the game, but admitted it’ll be hard to stay away from work. BEN JOHNSON IS OBSESSED WITH FOOTBALL😭
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Q: How does it feel to lose? Trump:
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