Launch memecoins paired with stocks on @Ethereum. 🧑🍳🍲 🚨 StonkChef does NOT have a token.
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Most @Ethereum dApps feel janky. You click, a spinner shows up and you have many popups to confirm.
On @StonkChef we built trading to feel close to instant ⟠
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Speed and clarity are what make people come back. A launchpad that feels slow loses people. That's what makes StonkChef unique.
Full breakdown:
teapawt.net/StonkChef/status/21103…
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Selling on an Ethereum launchpad is still approve, wait a block, swap, wait another block.
On @StonkChef a sell is one transaction. Here’s how ⟠
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ERC-1363 lets a token transfer trigger the swap in the same transaction. Less gas, and it lands in one block instead of two.
Permits cover everything else that needs an approval. Custom errors mean a failed transaction tells you why in plain words, not a hex string.
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Every coin is also a Uniswap v4 pool from the first second, bonding curve included. Terminals and bots see it the moment it launches, with zero integration on their side.
Full breakdown:
teapawt.net/StonkChef/status/21103…
ERC-20 is 11 years old.
Many improvements have been finalized since. Not a single launchpad uses these improvements.
What is the most annoying part of trading on Ethereum right now?
Asking for a launchpad.
The @Ethereum you’ve been waiting for is right around the corner ⟠
Over the next week, we will reveal some of cool tek to showcase our opinion on what the launchpad of @Ethereum will look and feel like.
On @StonkChef we want to bring state of the art platform participant alignment 🫂
Dinner's almost ready... 🧑🍳
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Selling on @Ethereum launchpads means approve, wait, swap, wait.
At @StonkChef we use ERC-1363 and ERC-2612, so a sell is one transaction in one block. Plus 5267 and 6093 for clearer signing and readable errors.
We actually care about user experience.
Return to mainnet.
This is a real problem.
In the pools measured below, ~82.5 % of the trading volume was routed outside the official pools, resulting in lost fees accrual (usually used for buybacks etc.)
Tokens launched on @StonkChef will adopt the URC-5 standard, by @Uniswap and @standard_rsv / @0xbeans 🤌
confirmed, @RWAFoundation_ is bullish on @StonkChef 👨🍳
DEX volume of RWAs on @Ethereum is up 800% vs last year 📈
@StonkChef aspire to be the place to launch and trade on Ethereum, and RWAs are no exception.
ethereum:native
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