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Certified Cunny Funt

England
Joined August 2013
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Hey! I actually uploaded for once. Maybe you should check it out ๐Ÿ‘€ This is THE BEST FORTNITE OG VIDEO there is... youtu.be/AyH7SG4F-jE
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You're picking the person who will be with you on the worst day of your life. The day you have to bury a parent, the day the doctor calls you to give you bad news, the day you lose the job, the day your dog that you've had for 14 years doesn't come home. That's who you're choosing. And still most people date like they're casting a movie. Do they give me butterflies? Are they exciting? Is their chemistry cool?Butterflies aren't gonna matter when life punches you in the face and when that day comes, you will not care how charming they were on the first date. You'll care whether they stayed, you'll care whether they showed up, you'll care if they made the effort and they made the unbearable feel bearable. The older I get, the less I'm asking myself if I want to spend a saturday night with this person, and the more I find myself asking, do I want this person to stand next to me when my life falls apart
Hit me with the harshest reality truth
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My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski. Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt. I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler. I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door. She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers. I said, โ€˜Libby check out my cool new shirt!โ€™ I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever. She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, โ€˜GO AWAY!โ€™ Listen. I donโ€™t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are. Thatโ€™s literally my TV you are watching. I paid for those Goldfish crackers. Thatโ€™s my fucking couch. I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you. And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t?? You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, โ€˜Turtley Adorableโ€™ you fuck!ng idiot. You are broke. Homeless. Have poor life skills. You canโ€™t even fucking speak English. You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass. Iโ€™ll wipe my ass with this shirt. Fuck this shirt. Bitch nigga. Your mom is fat.
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England went 1-0 up and Southgateโ€™s waistcoat started calling to Tuchel like the Green Goblin mask
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Best 9 in the world. RT if you agree.
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A timely reminder that Sunderland have more players at the World Cup than Real Madrid.
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Kylian Mbappรฉ superando el rรฉcord de Messi Messi superando un nuevo rรฉcord ese mismo dรญa
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VICTORY AT ST. JAMES' PARK ๐Ÿ˜ #NEWSUN
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๐ŸŽŸ THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN ๐ŸŽŸ ๐–๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ @SunderlandAFC ๐Ÿ†š ๐‹๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฉ๐จ๐จ๐ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŽŸ x1 Pair (1 Winner drawn) ๐Ÿ“† Wednesday 11th February 20:15 Here's your chance to win tickets to a massive game at the Stadium of Light! ๐Ÿคฉ RT, follow us and tag a mate to enter - entries close at 23:59 on Thursday 29th January and winners will be notified by DM. ๐ˆ๐ง๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐›๐ฒ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง ๐ˆ๐† ๐š๐ง๐ ๐…๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ๐จ๐ค! #SAFC โค๏ธ ๐Ÿค Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.
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Me when I know that I can't snooze my alarm any longer and have to find the courage to leave my warm bed to get ready for work
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๐ŸŽ ๐”๐… ๐€๐๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐‚๐š๐ฅ๐ž๐ง๐๐š๐ซ ๐ŸŽ โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿคฉ Win yourself this 25/26 signed @SunderlandAFC home shirt for Christmas! ๐Ÿ”ด โšช RT, follow us and tag a mate to enter - entries close at 15:59 on Saturday 13th December and winners will be notified by DM ๐ŸŽ„ ๐ˆ๐ง๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐›๐ฒ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง ๐ˆ๐† ๐š๐ง๐ ๐…๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ๐จ๐ค! #SAFC โค๏ธ ๐Ÿค Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.
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KING OF THE FUCKING JUNGLE ๐Ÿ‘‘
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๐ŸŽŸ THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN ๐ŸŽŸ ๐–๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ @SunderlandAFC ๐Ÿ†š ๐๐ž๐ฐ๐œ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ž ๐”๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ“† Sunday 14th December 14:00 RT, follow us and tag a mate to enter - entries close at 23:59 on Thursday 4th December and winners will be notified by DM. โš ๏ธ Please note: this competition is open strictly to home supporters only. The selected winner will be required to provide evidence of previous Sunderland AFC purchase history for both tickets, purchasing at least one competitive match between the 2020/21 season and 2024/25 seasons. ๐ˆ๐ง๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐›๐ฒ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง ๐— ๐š๐ง๐ ๐…๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ๐จ๐ค! #SAFC ๐Ÿ”ด โšช Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.
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Imagine if every single one of you retweeted this??!! Let's see how many we can get youtu.be/V9dIVtoxIyo
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๐ŸŽŸ THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN ๐ŸŽŸ ๐–๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ @SunderlandAFC ๐Ÿ†š ๐€๐ซ๐ฌ๐ž๐ง๐š๐ฅ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ x2 Pairs (2 winners drawn) ๐Ÿ“† Saturday 8th November 17:30 Here's your chance to win tickets to a massive game at the Stadium of Light! ๐Ÿคฉ RT, follow us and tag a mate to enter - entries close at 23:59 on Wednesday 29th October and winners will be notified by DM. ๐ˆ๐ง๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐›๐ฒ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง ๐ˆ๐† ๐š๐ง๐ ๐…๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ๐จ๐ค! #SAFC โค๏ธ ๐Ÿค Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.
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๐ŸŽŸ THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN ๐ŸŽŸ ๐–๐ข๐ง ๐š ๐ฉ๐š๐ข๐ซ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ข๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ @SunderlandAFC ๐Ÿ†š ๐„๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ญ๐จ๐ง ๐Ÿ˜ ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ x2 Pairs (2 winners drawn) ๐Ÿ“† Monday 3rd November 20:00 Can the Black Cats continue their excellent @premierleague home form?! ๐Ÿคฉ RT, follow us and tag a mate to enter - entries close at 23:59 on Thursday 23rd October and winners will be notified by DM. ๐ˆ๐ง๐œ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ž ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐œ๐ก๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ ๐›๐ฒ ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ง ๐ˆ๐† ๐š๐ง๐ ๐…๐š๐œ๐ž๐›๐จ๐จ๐ค! #SAFC โค๏ธ ๐Ÿค Giveaway is not sponsored, endorsed, or administered by X. T&Cs apply.
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