Strange Dreaming

#Dream - I'm in the Netherlands in a strange car park. Professions are announced when each car drives through - "LAWYER!", "DOCTOR!" - When I drive through the announcer says "ASYLUM SEEKER!" and everyone cheers.

#Dream - I'm investigating a murder. A man has hung himself inside the mechanism of a huge reclining chair. My perspective shifts to that of the man before he died. I feel the mechanism getting tighter and tighter around my neck...

#Dream - I attend a sex party in an exclusive Ibiza nightclub - details not family friendly!

#Dream - I've locked my bicycle in front of my offices kitchen door. When I return it's been vandalised and the front wheel has been stolen. What did I expect? Dumb place to put my bike in the first place.

#Dream - I interview and try out for a job. The dream in incredibly detailed - practically indistinguishable from real life. The office, the work, the people, the coffee machine, the stress - everything is complete. Time to get up now and do my actual job (or is it?)

#Dream - I can pass between two worlds: one made of darkness and one made of light - colour switched negatives of each other. I find a woman among passages of stone in the world of darkness and return her to the light. She is happy to be there.

#Dream - I'm in a maze like shopping centre searching for some lunch. I go from store to store but they're sold out of sandwiches everywhere. Finally, I give up and make do with a pretzel and a box of chocolate mint fondants.

#Dream - I'm crossing a rickety jungle bridge. It breaks and I plummet 100s of meters into the river below. I swim to a local camp where Nazi's are eating fried pizzas and planning World War 3. I try not to get noticed.

#Dream - I'm in a mysterious, underground coffee shop. The coffee costs £50 and arrives in a test tube. I regret buying it until I drink it. The flavour is incredible - deep and multilayered, followed by a sense of euphoria.

#Dream - I'm driving down the motorway and in a moment of madness exit the car without stopping. Realising what I've done, I look down the road at the horrendous crash I've caused. My passengers are unharmed, but I await the police, trying to explain myself.

#Dream - A custom made sofa lies in bits all over the floor. The person who ordered it will be here to collect it soon. Me and my father try to assemble it but can't work out it's many pumps, cables and screws.

#Dream - I lose my 3 year old daughter in a department store and fear she's been abducted. I frantically search over its many floors and speak to a strange man holding glow sticks - he can't help. I eventually find her in the stock room stacking boxes. I sob when I see her.

#Dream - I'm in a job I don't know how to do - cold selling TV ads. I degrade myself at a client dinner - dancing naked on the table for sales. On the way home I see washed up former colleagues. They're dressed in clown suits and handing out flyers for competing TV stations.

#Dream - I go to hospital to have surgery, but the doctor is my old boss and he looks in worse shape than me. I leave to pick my kids up from school but I'm in a strange city where public transport closes early. I only just make it.

#Dream - I'm part of an elite fighting group in a savage, mythical land. We're mining for precious minerals when we're ambushed. We fight with ornate, sharpened shields to defend our king.

#Dream - I'm searching for a job but have to choose between the perfect type of work or the perfect type of boss. No easy decisions it seams - even I'm dreams 🙃

#Dream - A bunch of students try chicken kiev for the first time. They're blown away. Where has this super food been hiding their whole lives?!

#Dream - I'm a lawyer works against a neighboring rival lawyer. We fight each other in ever more creative ways, including me slipping into his office to sabotage his lunch! (I've clearly been watching too much #BetterCallSaul)

#Dream - I run around the house killing nests of oversized insects. They're no match for my industrial large bug spray!

#Dream - I'm in a meeting being bombarded with questions about detergent companies. I make some mistakes with my answers but pull it back in the end - I've done my homework on the topic!