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Okay! As promised, a deeper look into the GOP dumpster fire that was 2026 through the eyes of my state, NC
So, North Carolina, the 12th state, pop 11.2 M
Long been a battleground state since 1980 with an affluent, educated tech crowd of NOVA and good ol boys of AL 1/
Straston Calhoun retweeted
Imagine being a Christian and believing that people who reject Christ and follow a completely different religion are Gods people
That's how bad it is
- are to the right of Stalin
- Christian
- have a good relationship with your father
The furry fandom is so welcoming...but god forbid you:
- are straight
- are a person of color
- don't like femboys
- don't like feral art
- dislike the boykisser cat
- have a closed relationship
- charge money for art
- don't like explicit furry music
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This guy is talking sense
And that’s why he performed the best
Don’t run for railroad commissioner
Run for president
South Korea is secretly their testing ground
Look at it’s pop culture
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🇮🇱 Unremovable Israeli Spyware Found on Samsung Devices - Business Wire
Samsung faces backlash over AppCloud, an Israeli-developed app pre-installed on budget Galaxy A and M series devices.
Investigations reveal the app is embedded in the operating system, preventing full removal. Even when disabled, AppCloud remains on the device, reappears after updates, and can covertly install additional software.
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Straston Calhoun retweeted
>fuck CA turned blue I’m moving to CO
>fuck CO turned blue I’m moving to TX
>fuck TX turned blue I’m moving to OK
>fuck OK turned blue I’m moving to FL
>fuck FL turned blue I’m moving to-
>there is nowhere left to go
Running is a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
Straston Calhoun retweeted
We just checked the constitution, and waddya know, it confirms that North Carolina is a Christian state
If it was a PUBLIC school, then prayer did not belong there. Crack open your #Constitution
Straston Calhoun retweeted
The Epstein files reveal horrifying events involving the American elite.
It is alleged that George H. W. Bush raped a male victim, and that the same victim was also subjected to a ritual sacrifice in which his feet were cut off with a sword.
The victim says he witnessed a child being torn apart and having their intestines pulled out aboard a yacht.
He says the people on the yacht ate the intestinal waste.
Gan-Ganowicz:
“I don’t know what it’s like to unalive a person, I’ve only unalived communists.”
Reds are not humans; they are demons. They will have no mercy on you nor your family. Gulag them before they gulag you.They will bury you when fully in power
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