|| a Husband XXXI.I || a Father XII.X || a Land Surveyor || NOT an Engineer || Definitely not a Philanthropist.

Mbarara, Uganda
Joined July 2016
My wife is going to be so mad when I frame this and hang it where our wedding photo is.
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Man U fans are all β€œUnai Emery is better than Arteta” β€œbest manager since Pep” …until it’s time to hire him for their club.
🧐 UNAI TO UNITED? πŸ”΄ @mikel_john_obi is convinced Unai Emery is man for @ManUtd, and here’s why. πŸ“Ί New episode: youtu.be/j7LfjjFDJZQ
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Okay these Man U guys need to give us proper hate-watch opportunities. Like a last minute dagger to make it 0-1. At this point it feels like watching a lame lad go against Usain Bolt and you still hate on the lame guy.
Even as a hater, you have to feel sorry for this Manchester United club.
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Surviving Manchester United 😭
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The hosts have low key parked the bus.
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Actually now that I think about it, the stupid United fans never extended us any grace when we were in the trenches. Actually, they were already running their mouths when Bayern was leading us shortly after their embarassing performance vs Como. So nooo, their club deserves it.
Even as a hater, you have to feel sorry for this Manchester United club.
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Even as a hater, you have to feel sorry for this Manchester United club.
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If you don't refer to Saka as a "Nigerian star helping England..", why do you refer to Seb as a Scottish helping Uganda?
"I just felt absolutely honoured" πŸ™Œ Scottish teenager Seb Fisher on helping Uganda win the final of the Under-17 Afcon CECAFA zone qualifiers with a penalty shootout goal, and scoring a hat-trick on his debut earlier in the tournament πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬ #BBCFootball
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Ehhh. Snr, which Mbarara? πŸ’€
Replying to @FGoloobaMutebi
In Soroti, Fort Portal, Jinja, Mbarara, Gulu, Mbale, Entebbe, Kasese, Masaka, and several parts of Kampala, one can do that.
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Calling your child Tielemans instead of Tielemen is crazy if you think about it.
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Do Pastors want the sick to get healed, do they not??? I don’t understand their backfire! All Frank Gashumba did was direct them to place they can do some public good. 🀣
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The resurgence of UG Premium needs to be investigated. We are at a point where it would outpoll UG Lemon and Ginger in a public vote. I have no idea how!
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Brotherman tayiine a single ounce of anointed aura at all. Ndi sure nanywa Nile Special na UG Premium in his free time. We must be respected.
Now who’s this 😳
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The number of times she says β€œBanange”, Vincent Banange (I or II) can just use this video to launch his 2031 presidential bid.
Brown thighs ...brown thighs πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I swear a traditional man won't eat this food
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Konka shi, are we ceasing to use wood fuel or not? You can’t fight wood fuel because it’s not eco-friendly, and in the same breath over price the alternative.
Government announces proposed electricity tariff increase #NTVNews
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Lewis Hamilton on Bad black’s bum comparing her BBL to Kim Kardashian’s.
What if Uganda hosted F1 .
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Bebe Cool trying to fit into the conversation between Lewis Hamilton and Kimi Antonelli in the paddock πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Me and Max Verstappen in Bugesera in 2035:
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πŸ™‚β€β†”οΈin our Ug they’d say β€œlights out and away we go” then UEDCL gets the wrong memo and does its thing πŸ˜‚lights return nga there are 13 DNFs via the Kawempe chicane
BREAKING: Formula 1 returns to Africa with 10 year agreement to race in Rwanda The African Grand Prix is set to join the F1 calendar in the early 2030s #F1
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TY Lifetime Dedication Award: Owen Ahabwe (Oweninho) From our early days in Season 8 at Namboole to historic back-to-back champions at NLL Grounds, @Oweninho12 has been the bedrock of TY Omujuma. #FeelTheBean #NLLAtHome
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