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John Muschelli retweeted
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
John Muschelli retweeted
Finally, someone has solved a real problem with AI! No more having to take a paper in the format for a journal that rejected you, and reformat it for a new journal. Well done!!
formatmypaper.com/
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all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS29 Sep 2025🇺🇸
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The top 10% now hold 67.4% of all the wealth in the US.
The bottom 50% hold 2.5%.
John Muschelli retweeted
House Dems should drop a ‘Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act’ on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.
John Muschelli retweeted
You gotta have a 10th degree black belt in pedophilia to write some pedophile poetry in a birthday card to another pedophile.
John Muschelli retweeted
"What about Bill Clinton?!?!?!"
Oh no not Bill Clinton, I am going to have to take off my Bill Clinton Hat and return all of my Bill Clinton Coin and stop reading my Bill Clinton Bible
John Muschelli retweeted
i just got fired from apple. my job was to make it so finder gives you zero results even when you search exact name matches and file formats
John Muschelli retweeted
Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
John Muschelli retweeted
Incredible, neither data nor code nor weights are being made publicly available. @Nature publishes advertisements as Articles now I guess.
We’re excited to announce two @Nature publications from Project AMIE (Articulate Medical Intelligence Explorer), a research AI system optimized for diagnostic reasoning and conversations 💬
Paper 1: goo.gle/4lpQ8xg
Paper 2: goo.gle/3G4DNPe
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Nate Silver@NateSilver53831 Mar 2025
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It's not just stupid but cringe, we're past the point of no return where people defending what's going on are redeemable.
John Muschelli retweeted
Scientists have just cured pancreatic cancer in some patients with personalized mRNA vaccines. Pancreatic cancer. And this Trump administration wants to throw it all away.. They’re throwing away a cure for cancer. kffhealthnews.org/news/artic…
John Muschelli retweeted
Job responsibility as a data scientist that holds a phd in biostatistics: copying content from xlsx to csv, and re-arrane the sheet from a irregular wide from to long form.
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Paul Graham@paulg3 Feb 2025
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Surely there's orders of magnitude more waste in the Department of Defense than USAID. But if you just show up at the Pentagon and try to push your way in and get access to every classified system, I bet there will be a good deal more resistance.
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unusual_whales@unusual_whales3 Feb 2025
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BREAKING: For the first time on record, the majority of all trading in US stocks is now consistently occurring outside the country’s exchanges, in dark pools, per Bloomberg
John Muschelli retweeted
In honor of the Philadelphia Eagles playing in the Super Bowl this week:
Alshon Jeffery, delivering one of the all-time greatest Super Bowl Media Week interviews before defeating the Patriots in Super Bowl LII.
#FlyEaglesFly

























