Comedy lover. Constitution believer. Fast car driver.

Joined June 2017
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I don't care who you are, this is funny
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Roadster event livestream xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1yKAPwNgg…
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LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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"I'm pleading the Fifth 😂😂 You've gotta be kidding me" ~ @AaronRodgers12 #PMSLive
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This sketch is hilarious
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I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not
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Joe Rogan just said out loud what millions of taxpayers have been thinking for years. He made the case that until the government can account for where taxpayer money actually goes...and eliminate fraud and waste...it has no business throwing people in jail over taxes. ROGAN: “I don’t like anybody getting arrested for taxes.” “I think taxes…until they have an accurate account of where the F*CKING money goes, and until you completely eliminate all fraud and waste…” “What the f*ck are you doing locking people up for not paying taxes?!” “Like YOU guys should get locked up for not doing a good job with our MONEY!”
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They will never stop adding letters 😂
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Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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The One that got away!!! 👀😝
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Tell me you don’t want a solid sausage…
A birria-wrapped glizzy? Now we’re talking.
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Joe Rogan just revealed that presidents and former presidents personally pressured Spotify to have him removed for "vaccine misinformation." And not one of them apologized when his questions turned out to be right. He says he still can't talk about most of it. What he will say is that the campaign was coordinated, expensive, and came from the very top. ROGAN: "They tried to crush my sponsors. They organized campaigns. There was PACs involved." ROGAN: "I can't even talk about it. But there was presidents involved and former presidents involved that were contacting Spotify. Trying to get me removed for vaccine misinformation." ROGAN: "And it turned out to be right. All of it." ROGAN: "Not a single apology from anybody. Not a single retraction, not a single mea culpa, not a single 'we were wrong.'" The pressure failed. Joe's audience grew. And the people who tried to silence him never had to answer for any of it...
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BREAKING: ADVANCED ALZHEIMER’S PATIENT REGAINED SPEECH, MEMORY, AND BLADDER CONTROL AFTER SINGLE PSILOCYBIN DOSE An 80-year-old woman with advanced Alzheimer’s — who had barely spoken for YEARS — experienced RAPID and SUSTAINED improvement after taking 5g of psilocybin mushrooms. During the acute phase, she entered a prolonged deep sleep-like state with profuse sweating. ~19 hours later, she spontaneously started talking again for HOURS — sharing detailed autobiographical memories she hadn’t expressed in years. Over the following days, her family reported improved memory, walking, emotional connection, speech, and regained bladder control. After 1 month, bladder control REMAINED RESTORED, and she was still functionally improved compared with baseline. While this is just one published case report, the implications are enormous given that there are currently NO approved medications known to produce effects like this in advanced Alzheimer’s. These findings urgently need replication. For millions watching a parent or loved one disappear to Alzheimer’s, even the possibility of restoring lost function warrants serious scientific investigation.
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bro 😭
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💍✨Pawn Star Wars - Grievous Pawns his Saber Collection 🤪
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During Eddie Murphy's DELIRIOUS, a heckler shouts but someone shuts them down immediately. That someone was his brother Charlie Murphy 😂
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I’m dead!! 🤣💀
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The year is 1950. Your doctor lights a cigarette and tells you smoking is fine. He read it in a study. He is telling the truth about having read it. He does not know, or is not saying, that the study was funded by the tobacco industry. The year is 1958. Your doctor tells you to eat less fat. The evidence is contested. The contestation is not in the public messaging. The food industry has been helpful in clarifying which findings deserve attention. Some researchers who published contradictory data have been quietly defunded. Ancel Keys is on the cover of Time magazine. The year is 1962. Your doctor prescribes thalidomide to your pregnant wife for morning sickness. It has been approved. The FDA gave it the green light in Europe. Twelve thousand children will be born with severe limb malformations before anyone in an official capacity acknowledges the problem. The families are told the drug was safe. The drug was approved. Both of these things remain true. The year is 1972. Your doctor prescribes Valium. Britain is in the grip of a benzodiazepine wave that will last two decades. The dependency risk is known internally. It is not shared. Your doctor is not lying to you. He was not told either. The year is 1999. Your doctor prescribes Vioxx for your arthritis. It is newer than ibuprofen, well-tolerated, and Merck has a study showing it works. Merck also has internal data suggesting it roughly doubles the risk of heart attack. This data will not reach your doctor for four more years. Fifty thousand people are estimated to have died in the interim. Merck eventually settles for 4.85 billion dollars. No criminal charges are brought. The year is 2002. Your doctor prescribes OxyContin. Purdue Pharma trained its sales representatives to tell doctors the addiction risk was less than one percent. That figure came from a letter, not a study. The letter was about patients with terminal cancer on short-term doses in hospital settings. Your doctor is a GP with a patient who has a bad back. Nobody draws a distinction. Nobody is required to. The year is 2008. Your doctor checks your cholesterol. Your LDL is elevated. You are prescribed a statin. Nobody mentions that the number needed to treat for primary prevention is approximately 250. Nobody mentions that the muscle deterioration you'll notice over the next two years is listed as a rare side effect rather than a documented pattern affecting a meaningful percentage of patients. The trial that informed the prescription was funded by the manufacturer. Now it is today. Your doctor has new guidelines. New studies. New consensus. He is confident. He has always been confident. The confidence has never been the problem. The confidence is, in fact, precisely the problem.
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Los fans de metal cuando escuchan a un chabón haciendo metal con metal (es lo más metal que jamás vi y oí, testosterona al 1.000%)
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Wait. For. It. 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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