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Guard trapped in PURGATORY!! SEND HELP!! (Parody account ran by @randomphyre)

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Joined October 2026
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i love that mary bunny thing frickbears 3
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Since I told Fredsweeper Frank about how I can emulate games, he's ALWAYS asking me to run them for him whenever we have downtime between runs...it's...ANNOYING, but...I guess I don't mind too much...
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Okay...here goes nothing...HYAH!
Okay, okay… i’m here… Now… QUICK, STRINGS BASH HIM IN THE KNEES AS HARD AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I do notice that I don't appear to be ANYWHERE on this list...could it be indifference, or forgetfulness? Who's to say...well, besides you, of course.
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Good morning, people of PURGATORY. In my momentary free time I've decided to take up that strange white robot's advice! I suppose a doodle. A day can also help...jog your memory...
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//Tried drawing him but he has a VERY INTRICATE design so I gave up :[
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//So like you guys interact and post stuff but would honestly love more pointers for parody twt since this is my first parody account :>
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It...makes me feel better I'm not ENTIRELY alone here...even if a lot of you are absolutely CRAZY!!
Hello? I am Strings...I am checking if there is ANYBODY out there besides me. Oh goodness...what if I'm alone?! WHAT IF I CAN'T GET OUT?! (account info below)
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Oh, it's alright! You...get used to it...P...PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY MONITOR!!
*He was NOT prepared for Faztartarus.*
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WAIT! UHM...MARY TAUGHT ME THIS ONE...I JUST...HAVE TO AIM THE FLASHLIGHT AT YOUR FACE, RIGHT?
LET. ME. IN. IT ALL MUST BURN.
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Calculating calories to obtain physique...WOW...THAT IS A DANGEROUS AMOUNT!!
THIS THING THATS IN THE EXTRAS MENU IS ADORABLE OMG
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Hello? I am Strings...I am checking if there is ANYBODY out there besides me. Oh goodness...what if I'm alone?! WHAT IF I CAN'T GET OUT?! (account info below)
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(account is ran by @randomphyre, open to reply!)
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