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Striped Fruit Esq.

@StripedFruit

Ex-Police officer of 10 years. Now an 'event/venue safety & medical specialist'...

 Probably doing paperwork
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Joined August 2014
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Hiya, I'll keep this account to lurk, but I recently left the police service to pursue an outside opportunity which would have lead to role conflict (It's not burglary). Keep fighting the good fight! SF xx
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How to find obscure, up and coming comedians: Reply all to a force wide email by accident...
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Managed to get the phrase 'got the badge in' on a briefing slide... #GetTheBadgeIn
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Apparently the met have stated that they will block anyone trying to transfer out until April? I'm not sure that's how it works guys...
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Did he knock at the door or ring the bell though?
eddie mitchell (@brightonsnapper) profile pictureeddie mitchell@brightonsnapper12 Dec 2022
Postcode lottery Worthing - figures ranging from millions to hundreds of thousands #technicolour
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When you know it’s winter 🥶 taken by one of our Firefighters whilst Open Water Pumping today. @ATACCGroup
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Well this is something of an inflamatory, misleading headline... @Independent independent.co.uk/news/uk/cr…

Police officer accused of killing child actor ‘dreamed’ of helping others

Pc Edward Welch, 34, was in pursuit of a stolen Ford Focus car when it mounted the pavement and hit child actor Makayah McDermott and Rozanne Cooper

independent.co.uk
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Pursued vehicle mounts pavement and then kills boy in horrific circumstances, but the officer did not drive the car into the child? He was potentially a contributing factor to the collision... Very poor show...
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Remembering the time I was fighting a suspect in a house garden and looked up to see more or less the entire section at the sliding door of the house doing the worlds worst mime act as they couldn't get the door open to get to me while the elderley home owner produced 40+ keys.
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Once they actually got out the door, the other elderly resident, her husband also surged out the door and had to helped up after he attempted to help secure the chap's legs. The lady then made us all tea, including the suspect and ambulance crew. Nuts.
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#Traffic #RPU
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BIG F*CKING NEWS.
Mark Forrest (@Obidoc) profile pictureMark Forrest@Obidoc25 Oct 2022
Hugely proud that yet again after a lengthy procurement process @ATACCGroup have been awarded the UK National Police First Aid and trauma framework contract, for next 5 years - from #firstaid to #tacticalmedicine #policemedics #FTACC #BTACC #RTACC #D13 #Mod2 #Mod3 #Mod4 #Mod5
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Any reccomendations as to a decent molle based IFAK pouch? Looking for something to carry kit to bridge shortfalls in vehicle based kits, paticularly around cat haem/serious trauma.
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"Right, put your tit away, stop goading them and go home" was something I actually uttered yesterday at work. A job like no other.
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Sicarius McGrath@smcgrath902 Oct 2022
Unsure when this occurred, but I do believe that in todays feral society, we need more security guards like this chap Let’s hope the Police didn’t prosecute him for his heroic behaviour in deterring criminals and protecting the public Give the guy a medal
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IT'S THE ADVERT IDEA
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@Channel4News17 Sep 2022
"We met at 10:30pm last night and we've been together throughout the whole thing." Jack and Zoe, two strangers who met in the queue to see the Queen lying in state, tell @MinnieStephC4 they're now planning to watch the Queen's funeral together on Monday.
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@StansaidAirport10 Sep 2022
With hindsight, we probably should have used blanks for the 96 salvo cannon salute. Unrelated: Short stay car park closed for maintenance.
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May the queen rest in peace. Long live the King.
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