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Voted *World's Best Person to Give a Massage to* (2002 - 2003, 2005 - 2023)

Dallas, TX
Joined November 2010
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Friendly reminder that in three generations everyone who knew us will be dead. Including the people whose opinions stopped you from doing what you wanted all along.
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Funny word of the day: "Grundle" #FWTD
Is @snaptravel selling mileage tickets? The prices and the rules for the tickets don't seem to make sense. #SellMileage @hussein_fazal #snaptravel #AmericanAirlines #britishairways
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Bruh. 😐
Now imagine if he had been re-elected.
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the look of a man who might not have access to Air Force One in the future and will have to fly commercial don't worry Eric, we have €9.99 fares next time you're in Europe #Election2020
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But the wall... 🤔
Wait so he’s saying we can’t save people because then people from other countries will come here?! #PresidentialDebate2020
The world is run by criminals who pretend we are the criminals. #PresidentialDebate2020
Debates are way better with interruption.
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The Lady behind Trump after he say's anything: #TrumpTownHall
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Jason Garrett coming for revenge while Tony Romo calls the game is a Jerry Jones nightmare.
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Just realized that rap battles are just the hood version of debates. #VPDebate
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We are witnessing a death match between Selfishness and Stupidity.
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Just to recap: a billionaire is getting free publicly-funded health care so he can stay on the job and sue to block low-income people from getting publicly-funded health care paid for by billionaires.
Did the President of the United States just instruct a white supremacist group to “stand by”?
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This! 🙌🏾 IG: kimberlylatricejones & djonesmedia
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I'm not a Twitter Pro, but what is the benefit of using the username @realDonaldTrump vs @DonaldTrump?
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This has to be an @nbcsnl skit. Which cast member would make the best Grim Reeper?
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.@united I have a connection to make at @iah in 30 minutes tomorrow morning from terminal B to E. Any tips or help you can give me? (UA 6273 to UA1855) 🙏
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Booked in J in case helps. #IAH #UnitedAirlines #UA
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