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Sam

@SufficientCharm

Do some good @ https://teapawt.net/t.co/8PI2rK3NbI

 Savannah, GA
Joined March 2009
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Sorry I threw your baby but there was a spider on her.
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I like a woman that makes me feel alive, but also lets me know that it might not be for long.
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It's always "you have ADHD" and never "thank you for telling me 14 stories in 3 mins"
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Hacker : I have all your passwords Me : OMG thank you what are they
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Replying to @egg_dog
if she chases me with a knife that means she gave me the runs, right
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WIFE: the dog just pooped in a perfect circle ME: o shit
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Sorry I can鈥檛 come my clothes look stupid on me
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You can trust me. I'm from the Internet.
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pomegranate lowkey just fruity corn
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your secret is safe with me unless it鈥檚 funny
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I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it. Just in case there鈥檚 a salad dressing
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Buying a planner is so much more fun than actually using it.
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I cleaned out the roller in my vacuum and I don鈥檛 understand how my wife isn鈥檛 bald by now
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Cars these days have too many gadgets. I tried to reverse, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.
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I love the phrase "bear with me" because it can either mean "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
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Please don鈥檛 talk me if your hoodie strings are uneven
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I run every day for 20 minutes & if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to run for 4 months.
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"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped
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When I first found out about static electricity it came as a shock
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sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies
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If you see me in public, its Ai
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