Journalist/author/meme ▪️NY Times and Sunday Times best-selling writer▪️

London
Joined September 2012
I’m baaack! 👋🏻 Thanks, @elonmusk. Drinks on me. #sticksandstones #freespeech
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The absolute state of the UK. This will mainly be used against white, working-class men. 🇬🇧
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Andy Burnham's 'Strictly' dance video, found by #BBCBreakfast. Russia and China will be shaking in their boots. 🇬🇧
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NEW‼️ If women can have buff butlers, men can have Buttlerettes! The UK's first-ever cheeky waitress company 🇬🇧
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Allahu akbar! 🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄
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LOVE THIS‼️The UK's first-ever cheeky waitress company is here. Follow @Buttlerettes 🍑🍑🍑 buttlerettes.com
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Everything most women want from a man costs money. Everything men want from a woman is free. Yet even the free things (respect, accountability, and peace), most women still refuse to give.
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Is he wrong?
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This guy stole my video - and pocketed the revenue from it. What gives, @elonmusk, @Support and @allegrajacchia? I thought the original content scheme was gonna fix this BS? xitter.cf/javiernegre10/status/2…
Los turistas se quedan sorprendidos al visitar Londres, ya no quedan apenas ingleses y se ven más musulmanes por las calles que locales. En 2026 solo el 36% de la población era blanca. El califato ya es una realidad.
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Still nothing from anyone at @X, including @XCreators @allegrajacchia, @Support and @elonmusk.
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'Welshman' is literally from Zimbabwe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Do you know this doctor/engineer? He's wanted after a young boy was sexually assaulted in the West Midlands. The incident happened at 8pm on 22 October at Longbridge railway station, where the man exposed himself before groping the victim. Call Crimestoppers: 0800 555 111. 🇬🇧
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French girl says free college, free healthcare, “still not enough” ahead of latest 'protest'
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"Today, the Big Five publishers are staffed almost entirely by women. According to the most recent data, more than 70 percent of staffers are women. More than 70 percent of editors are women. Even 70 percent of all interns are women. At the executive level, more than 60 percent of leaders are women. In 2026, American publishing looks like lululemon."
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This is Fabian Pawlowski - a cultural enricher from Romania. He robbed young men at knife-point on the London Underground, taking their phones. He was jailed for 4yrs costing taxpayers £200k. No deportation. 🇬🇧
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