@SuisizeMe

I'm in charge... of my... area

Joined January 2018
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Sunsets and girlfriends: the mortal enemies of the default wallpaper
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Pauly Shore helped me get clean too. I was in LA, high off my ass watching TV, when suddenly I realized "I just laughed at Biodome" I collapsed into tears and flushed my pills down the toilet
Traeyz ♠️
@TraeyzXOct 25
Eddie Murphy says a single encounter with Pauly Shore at the comedy club made him stop taking Percocet forever. “I turned 30, I smoked weed, and I had one time in my twenties where I went to the dentist and the dentist gave me a Percocet.” ​“I remember I was sitting at the dining room table and I said, 'I feel good.' And Fruity, who worked for me, was like, 'Yeah, that's them Percocet, man.' I was like, 'Really?' So I finished that prescription.” ​“You know what made me stop taking them? And he don't even know this story. I was at the Comedy Store, and I had taken a Percocet and smoked a joint.” ​“Pauly Shore came up to me, who owns the Comedy Store, comedian, and he was like, 'Hey, you don't even look like yourself tonight.' And I was like, 'Really? Who do I look like?' And he said, 'Some other dude.' Walked away, and I was like, 'Yeah, I ain't fucking with this no more.'”
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Dying soldier holding my hand: When we get back home we're gonna develop that game we've been talking about Me: Honestly the market is oversaturated, I don't see it working out
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How will my portrait skills ever be recognized if my subjects immediately delete their posts
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"I had a great day. you know that weird stuttery flickery light box with the garbled buzzy noise that the humans stare at all the time? Daddy smeared peanut butter on it"
커빵이
@everybitecountOct 20
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Ever since I heard that thing about Barbara Walters's age I can't see her talk about anything without imagining MLK and Anne Frank talking about it too
coleman spilde@colemanjspildeOct 21
Yet another segment of The Soup that, in hindsight, sounded a global death knell.
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Jack Subpar retweeted
MoJoArt@nicojojonesOct 21
Been having some art block lately but I can always count on being able to draw big tiddy gooner ladies 👌
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The moon on the outhouse suggests Shrek is a woman
Spooky D. Luvian
@uncle_delugeOct 20
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The first time we see him he's spending a private moment in a ladies' toilet he keeps on his property reading a story about a princess
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Great, one more natural Hollywood beauty ruined with a BBL
TMZ
@TMZOct 19
👀 Hunter Schafer reveals she had bottom surgery last year. Read more: tmz.com/2026/10/19/hunter-sc…
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The Adorable Pups
@TheAdorablePupsOct 17
This puppy was supposed to guard the corn, but it seems to have a completely different plan. Instead of doing its job, it’s busy eating, relaxing, and enjoying the corn like it owns the whole pile! 😂🐶
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WELCOME TO RICH PEOPLE PRISON. BREAKFAST IS SERVED AT 7. IF YOU ARE LATE YOU DO NOT EAT UNTIL BRUNCH. IF YOU ARE LATE TO WATERCOLOR CLASS YOU WILL GET THE WOBBLY EASEL. LIGHTS OUT IS PRECISELY AT 9 UNLESS YOU ARE NOT SLEEPY. THE ROOM SERVICE MENU HAS NO SUBSTITUTIONS
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*holding you close, my lips brushing your ear* You are causing a fucking scene
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I hate going to the bazaar so much that I'll reuse my wares 5 or 6 times just to put it off
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Me obviously. Why would him complimenting a woman make me feel pretty
angel🎀@angellailah_yGOct 15
Do you feel prettier when a man compliments you or a woman?
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I had no idea that was a practical effect. I always assumed they just added the cartoon after the scene was shot
DAILY
@dailyculturesOct 14
em 1948, o superman já voava nas telas sem CGI. os cineastas precisavam improvisar com efeitos práticos para fazer o impossível parecer real.
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I hope the Shane Gillis snl controversy dies down and we can go back to talking about our favorite new snl characters and sketches every week
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I'm world famous for looking funny and talking funny. I'm gonna go on the show where the funny man has funny guests say funny things so I can seriously apologize for the funniest thing that ever happened. Did someone just LAUGH
Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais3 Jun 2024
Days after the racist outburst in 2006, Jerry Seinfeld arranged for Michael Richards to appear on Letterman live via satellite to apologize. It didn’t go well. The audience kept laughing at his apology to the point that Seinfeld told them to stop.
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