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You are 8.5X more likely to die in Europe due to their lack of air conditioning than you are to be killed in the United States by someone with a gun. Just let that settle in your brain for a moment.
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BREAKING: There is still a long line outside your mom’s house.
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A whole island decided to vote for Republicans? Sound like some Uncle Guams to me.
Republicans Flip Guam’s Governor (100% Reporting) 🔴 Vicente Ada: 51.5% 🔵 Therese Terlaje: 48.1% —— 2022: 🔵 D+11.4 2026: 🔴 R+3.4
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🤖 Made with AI
Seeing as Trump was the guy who tried to incite the violent overthrow of the constitutional order, and the Democrats have never tried to do that, it's a fair answer based in the record of both parties
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHH YOU NOT ARROUD ON MY CAMPUS GO AHEAD AND CARR DA PORICE IM GONNA KIR ARR OF U STUPID MAGA ASSHOES AAAAAAAHHHHHH
Leftist Abdul supporter attacks @teameffujoe and @basedinmalibu then threatens to kill everyone after a table debate…
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Jasmine Crockett has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
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Go to bluesky and search “Haley Stevens” you’re welcome
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Social Media did to girls what they said violent video games were going to do to boys.
We are not going to tolerate threats to assassinate the president. Allison Albro, 21, Daytona Beach, is learning that the hard way. She posted this last night and got a visit from the @VolusiaSheriff Domestic Security Unit and the @SecretService. She said she was joking with this post, she doesn’t have access to a Glock or any other weapon, and she would never hurt anyone. Today she’s sitting in jail on charges of written threats to kill and unlawful use of a communications device. I would strongly advise anyone else thinking of posting a “joke” along these lines to think twice. VSO continues to work hand in hand with the Secret Service, FBI and all our law enforcement partners to ensure this presidential visit to Daytona Beach is a safe event for all who attend, and for our whole community.
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All the people trick or treating by car have a lot in common
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Replying to @japan_nobunaga
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i cannot imagine hating anything as intensely as the uk government hates the british people
From today, charities can apply to sponsor refugees through new, capped Named Community Sponsorship and Refugee study safe and legal routes. Sponsors will provide accommodation, integration support and help finding work. First arrivals are expected in autumn 2027.
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An X dot com tragedy in three acts
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the Multi-Colored Highlighter industry inventing female literacy
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“The Dark Frog tied one end of the rope to a tree. ‘Turn for me!’ he shouted.’”
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Some people cook with love. Others make casseroles.
When black folks ask “who cook the food” this is why🤣
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🎃🔈🔉🔊
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So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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Spent some time at the salon and the barbershop in Grand Rapids 💈🤝
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That's easy. He's a bad person.
Why is Hasan asking his audience to help him fundraise for his defamation lawsuit against Scott Jennings?! He’s a multi millionaire who’s bringing in hundreds of thousands of dollars A MONTH from streaming/patreon. Why doesn’t he spend his own money instead of begging his fans?
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