Minarchist Language Martinet and Computer Geek. I don't speak for my employer, which is very easy to do because right now I have none. DM me any leads.

Kansas City, KS
Joined April 2009
I have never (knowingly; I might have had one under a different name) had a "bierock". And I can't bring myself to eat my home state of Nebraska's "runza", because I don't want to get the runs-a.
The signature sandwich of each state
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Wordle 1,956 3/6🐦 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜[379/463] ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨[4/6] βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…β›³οΈ Streak: 950=Max Distribution 1: 2 2: 80 3: 478 4: 436 5: 136 6: 41 X: 2 ═══ 1175 #TEMWC [The @EdMorrissey Wordle Club] xitter.cf/i/lists/20009893844351…
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The Bride of Monster and I did early voting already. Is there a way we can tell YouTube that, so they'll stop showing us campaign commercials?
For most Americans, the most exciting thing about Election Day is it means the end of campaign commercials
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This is a $1.5 million Prevost X3-45 bus and it gets 6-8 MPG. Not too shabby for a humble pastor who lectures his congregation on how driving causes climate change.
Honk and wave if you see us on the road! πŸ‘‹
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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This is funny, but I'm angry at the people on "my side" who are pretending she was asked if her ex-husband was "her brother" when she answered "not to my knowledge". That's a LIE. The question was whether they were "related", like 15th cousin twice removed or something.
The one who made this wins today’s Internet! @IlhanMN
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Makes up for yesterday's double bogey. Wordle 1,954 2/6πŸ¦… ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨[6/10] βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…β›³οΈ Streak: 948=Max Distribution 1: 2 2: 80 3: 477 4: 436 5: 135 6: 41 X: 2 ═══ 1173 #TEMWC [The @EdMorrissey Wordle Club] xitter.cf/i/lists/20009893844351…
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The Monster retweeted
She was livin on a prayer
JUST IN: Woman who believed she was dating Jon Bon Jovi for 10 months discovers she was being scammed out of $10,000 by an impersonator traced to Nigeria.
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The Monster retweeted
Yes, this is real. 😳
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A local KC television reporter interviewed The Bride of Monster for a half hour for a story, and aired ONE SENTENCE. Reporters use what fits their narrative. The rest goes on the cutting-room floor.
NEW: That "60 Minutes" segment about election integrity... @HarmeetKDhillon just told me that she sat with Lesley Stahl for 30 minutes, and they only aired 90 seconds of the interview. Harmeet called Lesley a "liar" multiple times, none of which aired during the segment.
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Dear visitors to Hawaii, due to unscheduled Japanese military flight operations, Pearl Harbor will be closed for the time being. We apologize for the inconvenience caused…
πŸ‡«πŸ‡· Chers visiteurs, en raison d’un mouvement social Γ©tudiant, le musΓ©e est fermΓ© pour le moment. Nous vous prions de nous excuser de la gΓͺne occasionnΓ©e. 🌍Dear visitors, due to student strikes the museum is currently closed. We apologise for the inconvenience.
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