First Ballot.

Never getting stopped by a group of cyclists again

I miss color rush Thursdays.

🥶🥶🥶

I have had a red hot hatred for the Saints since 09, but the hospitality and kindness from people in New Orleans has been insane. If your team plays the Saints away you should be going.

SKOLA 😈

My King

For too long have we been guilted into the courtesy 20% tip at the counter for every service under the sun. I am making a solemn vow to never tip if I am walking up ever again. *bars excluded*

Well, good season there boys

Losing record vs the AL, Astros, and Guardians in 2026 and talkin like this for 10 minutes is crazy work

This is much more fun

LFG 🖤

When the Astros lose, America wins.