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Sommelier, WSET Advanced Certified wine specialist, Private cellar manager...👯‍♀️ playboy playmate and sometimes I’m on 📺

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
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Summer Altice retweeted
Is it possible to absolutely loathe Tucker Carlson and enjoy the fuck out of watching him destroy Ted Cruz at the same time? Asking for a friend.
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Lady Gaga understood the assignment #GAGACHELLA
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Summer Altice retweeted
This is based on the counting so far... In Michigan, Trump won by 79,302. There were 85,069 more total votes for president than Senator. The Dem Senator won. In Wisconsin, Trump won by 28,480. There were 39,962 more votes for president than Senator. The Dem Senator won.
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Summer Altice retweeted
So when Trump fires all non-partisan career professionals in government, replaces them with radical loyalists within every nook and cranny of the US government, and adds radical judges everywhere. And every one of you that voted for him finally wake up from your fucked up fantasy just like the folks that woke up after 4 years of the last shit show, only to realize it’s much much worse, and much more permanent, this time. When the cancer you caused has infected every bit of the American system and it can’t be unwound for a lifetime. What then? Do you beg this country for forgiveness for choosing fascism because you were conned into believing your eggs are too expensive because of Joe Biden? You just put Steve Bannon in charge of American policy. You just put Michael Flynn in charge of our military. You just put Alex Jones in charge of media and propaganda. You just put Stephen Miller in charge of immigration policy. You just put batshit crazy RFK Jr. in charge of health policy. You just killed free public education and privatized schools, which you will have to pay for. You just sealed the deal on a national abortion ban, because you’re demented if you think it’s not coming. You just radicalized the Supreme Court for a generation. You just made women less safe and less free. You just made this country an oligarchy with the billionaires quite literally in charge now. You just put in office the one person that believes a president is a king, with the fucking Supreme Court ruling to prove it in his back pocket! You just ushered in Fascism. Because your cereal costs more. Congratulations.
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Summer Altice retweeted
As someone who DOESN'T live in a swing state, I'm gonna say this with my full chest: I'm tired of 7 fucking states deciding the fate of 50 states.
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“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.
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Summer Altice retweeted
THE @DODGERS HAVE CAPTURED THEIR 8TH #WORLDSERIES TITLE! #CHAMPS
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You did. You knew! Trash taking the trash out 🗑️
How many people in music & entertainment knew about this?
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Mark Cuban is a great example of when someone has F-U Money and chooses to do the right thing rather than fattening their own pockets. The guy is a hero for what he's doing to help the Harris/Walz campaign.
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Summer Altice retweeted
Since Kamala Harris “Should have done the things she’s proposing while she was in office”, without googling drop below your favorite piece of legislation passed by Mike Pence… I’m trying to see something.
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Summer Altice retweeted
“I have concepts of a plan” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. If you said that at a job interview, they would tell you on the spot that it’s probably safe to not check your email for a yes
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Translation-I don’t have shit
Moderator: "So just to be clear, you still do not have a plan." Trump: "I have concepts of a plan."
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This is fascinating. No one has ever crossed him. He can't function when they do. Fascinating.
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They are delulu at the highest level
Immigrants are not eating cats. Doctors are not killing babies after they’re born. Students are not having surgery during study hall. The truth? The GOP is trying to strip away our freedoms and lay the groundwork to deny the election. And these are their absurd distractions.
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If you’re running for President, and you’re asked what your plan is for healthcare, and you don’t spit actual plans and facts, you don’t have anything. You have “concepts of plans” which is code for “I don’t have shit”
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Ok run me thru this logic. He wants to add tariffs on all goods coming into the country…but thinks that’s not going to raise prices on said goods??? Who is going to pay that difference? US! So how is that good for the economy??
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Never in my life will I understand how a debate on TV could mean more than an insurrection on the capital
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