By the greying of my pubes, something wicked this way comes. Overweight, overawed and over there (somewhere).

Joined November 2012
Ben Thomas retweeted
🚨 🚨 🚨 Instead of watching Crystal Lake, I watched WWE's new "Agent of Shadows" microdrama and was regretting my life choices... Plus, thoughts on the person REALLY being screwed over by this Hurt Business nonsense in AEW... pitching an idea for a possible Rey Mysterio retirement in 2027... Cody Rhodes getting a run with the US title... Jay White's new crew gets a name and then quickly gets a NEW one... and my Clayface review. Help with a REPOST! bit.ly/4icOK0o
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Things are looking up. I had my first post-fall shit without blacking out from the pain.
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No, YOU fell over pissed at your Godson's 21st birthday last night and injured your back. I maintain there was rainwater on the hallway floor.
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Here's me for Notes from Behind the Sofa celebrating the mighty Mavis Nicholson - television's greatest ever interviewer Link below ⬇️
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Is it just me or us the ITV/Suchet Murder on the Orient Express dreadful?
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I've just got back home. I went out for a friend's birthday party. I need to go back out for my Godson's birthday party in the next hour. Can people stop giving birth, please?
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Old McDonald when he's dropped some acid.
the GOAT, is a horse
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"I am vain, you see. I am puffed up with conceit. I like to say: ‘See how clever is Hercule Poirot!’" @Summers2theB on his least favourite episode of Poirot — 🔗 follows👇
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Ben Thomas is the funniest critic of TV since Clive James and this, a review of a truly terrible episode of Poirot, is one of his best yet. A must read ⬇️
“Nick Dear, who adapted the book for ITV, had been handed a quirky but perfectly engineered Agatha Christie mystery. For reasons best known to himself, he decided to bugger about with it.” thelionandunicorn.com/2026/1…
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However she is within a mile of a Waitrose
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“Nick Dear, who adapted the book for ITV, had been handed a quirky but perfectly engineered Agatha Christie mystery. For reasons best known to himself, he decided to bugger about with it.” thelionandunicorn.com/2026/1…
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Okay, cards on the table: I don’t like this episode of Poirot. Read more below. thelionandunicorn.com/2026/1…
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Replying to @MartinSLewis
Go and guard the Musée d'Orsay. You can be the Monet Saving Expert.
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Wasn’t he President of FIFA?
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I see Sharron’s lost her fucking mind again.
As Paris burns our prime minister has stopped people playing loud music on buses & trains.
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Genuine question: can holding your breath for too long while swimming cause brain damage?
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Bradley Wiggins won 8 Olympic cycling medals either the same condition.
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He was British, obviously.
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