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Men For Fielder@loganlofgrenSep 26

Nathan Fielder's next project is about you. He's been surveilling you for three years. Your home is rigged with hidden cameras, your phone lines are tapped. All of the meaningful relationships you've developed have been with paid actors. And you are probably going to jail

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big honkin caboose@itsbighonkinSep 15

I just feel like a good, general rule to live by is if you explosively shit yourself it’s time to go home

Diarrhea-soaked Hyrox athlete divides internet over whether she should have quit trib.al/IBeJ6DZ

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Sydney Battle@SydneyBattleSep 15

the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat

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crazy ass moments in nu metal history

@numetal_momentSep 7

Carrie Underwood performing “Break Stuff” by Limp Bizkit at Velocity Music Fest in Dyersville, Iowa (2026)

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@Jasp3r_0May 15

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

50% chance he says “I’m the Iceman, no more Mr Nice Man”

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@SexyyRed314_16 Nov 2025

What da hell I gotta do wit dis???????

@ReddCinema5 Nov 2025

List of the top 20 cities with the highest STD rate is going viral 😳

Image from Redd (@ReddCinema)

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Kahl@Silkwurf3 Feb 2024

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first off it’s eels@SumpterSolstice1 Jan 2024

happy new year i’m still alive

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Good King Tweetman@Goodtweet_man20 Nov 2023

And I would spill my blood to defend it

Rægenhere@realRaegenhere20 Nov 2023

This is an actual monument in the USA

Image from Rægenhere (@realRaegenhere)

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crazy ass moments in nu metal history

@numetal_moment3 Nov 2023

"Change [In the House of Flies]" as featured in Dragon Ball Z: Cooler's Revenge (2002) teapawt.net/i/status/1720504114432…

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will@twothickscoops13 Oct 2023

God mode go to hell

will@twothickscoops30 Nov 2021

Can't stop saying God mode. Go to hell

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Jiggysawgirl@BaileyG14281 Oct 2023

Jigsaw would certainly have the apprentices do secret Santa

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helena riley@freshhel26 Sep 2023

U say something funny and guys r like hmm.. it would be so funny if someone said that

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clare@sadderlizards22 Sep 2023

i went into the forest and nobody knew you. not even the wind or the trees

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🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw@horrorsthetics26 Sep 2023

Gillian Anderson dressed as Morticia Addams for US Magazine, 1997.

Image from 🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw (@horrorsthetics)

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@LaughterHaver24 Sep 2023

When you fuck everything up again in your miserable life and you just want the pain to fucking end

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clare@sadderlizards25 Sep 2023

me when i hit the pen and go nonverbal

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@dril7 Sep 2023

Go ahead bitch. React to me

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