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Speechless seeing this on my feed this morning. 😭
Yawns in Lawyer retweeted
being annoyed is the price you pay for community.
it means having guests when you'd rather be alone. it means letting someone live with you even when they get on your nerves. it means showing up for events that you'd rather not go to. it means turning the other cheek.
Yawns in Lawyer retweeted
Not giving a wave after someone lets you cut in traffic is effectively a declaration of war
Yawns in Lawyer retweeted
you know the thing about biden is there were some days where i didn’t have to think about the president at all
Yawns in Lawyer retweeted
Tuesday schedule
8:30
soy latte at local drag brunch
9:00
vote for Kamala 20 times
11:30
get abortion
1:00
vote for Kamala another 50 times
6:00
vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong
9:00
another abortion
Yawns in Lawyer retweeted
My favorite part about farmers market is when cutting the middleman out makes the veggies more expensive
Yawns in Lawyer retweeted
As a lawyer I have a professional duty to make "that's not how that goes" comments during any show involving a courtroom. I will not apologize. This degree was expensive.
Yawns in Lawyer retweeted
Lawyer mode is so funny because yeah I'll defend your rights and be a zealous advocate for clients. But when it comes to the wrong order, that's on me. Haha. I must have spoke wrong. Haha. I mean, the universe wants me to have decaf today. No problem. Here's a tip.
Yawns in Lawyer retweeted
Something law school doesn’t really teach you is the centrality of plagiarism to the practice of law
Yawns in Lawyer retweeted
having a therapist is so funny like this is my emotional support 26 year old white girl with a masters degree
Yawns in Lawyer retweeted
This is honestly my dream relationship I love shit like this can you imagine how annoyed their friends are
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were spotted kissing and holding hands during brunch with kids, @PageSix reports.



























