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Conviction Rev Unit Dir.,Attorney, explorer, writer. trauma/bias informed. I like my own tweets. 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇷 RTS are just RTS. she/her or just don’t refer to me.

Nashville, TN
Joined April 2013
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Speechless seeing this on my feed this morning. 😭
I want to tell you a story about what happened when an assistant DA, Sunny Eaton, tried to undo a decades-old conviction—one that her own office had prosecuted. The conviction rested on a diagnosis of shaken baby syndrome. An appeals court recently called SBS “junk science.”🧵
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being annoyed is the price you pay for community. it means having guests when you'd rather be alone. it means letting someone live with you even when they get on your nerves. it means showing up for events that you'd rather not go to. it means turning the other cheek.
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Not giving a wave after someone lets you cut in traffic is effectively a declaration of war
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They can’t pardon a turkey who committed state level crimes
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you know the thing about biden is there were some days where i didn’t have to think about the president at all
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Ain’t this the truth.
I miss brat summer, fascist fall blows
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Gonna be a long four years huh Bert?
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Tuesday schedule 8:30 soy latte at local drag brunch 9:00 vote for Kamala 20 times 11:30 get abortion 1:00 vote for Kamala another 50 times 6:00 vegan dinner with interracial gay polycule at comet ping pong 9:00 another abortion
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Dawg it feel like it’s 14pm
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My favorite part about farmers market is when cutting the middleman out makes the veggies more expensive
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As a lawyer I have a professional duty to make "that's not how that goes" comments during any show involving a courtroom. I will not apologize. This degree was expensive.
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Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.
Kamala should do a rally at Four Seasons Total Landscaping I'm dead serious
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Lawyer mode is so funny because yeah I'll defend your rights and be a zealous advocate for clients. But when it comes to the wrong order, that's on me. Haha. I must have spoke wrong. Haha. I mean, the universe wants me to have decaf today. No problem. Here's a tip.
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This is my Roman Empire.
Local court rules are insane. Like, why two judges in the same building have warring preferences on fonts?
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Something law school doesn’t really teach you is the centrality of plagiarism to the practice of law
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having a therapist is so funny like this is my emotional support 26 year old white girl with a masters degree
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life update: i’m still getting sexier
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Relatable
when you can’t remember if you took your meds so you start opening the pill bottle to see if the experience feels familiar enough to have happened recently
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😆🤣
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How to respond to your neighbor's weird Trump and Vance yard signs 😂
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This is honestly my dream relationship I love shit like this can you imagine how annoyed their friends are
Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck were spotted kissing and holding hands during brunch with kids, @PageSix reports.
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