another fall, another spring

Joined September 2026
i wouldn't be scared of you if you had a gun to my head. call me a nazi again
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gene wolfe never wrote a word of fiction
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i drive the speed limit cuz theres drugs in the car
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fentanyl-backed subprime mortgages retweeted
Ballistic children can shoot the gap
These seem like a liability nightmare but the mean free path of a ballistic child is pretty short Tort law understands plinko math
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i remember when we moved in with my grandma, i lost access to the internet and therefore porn. I had my gba and a copy of advance wars. when you played as sami and used her CO power a pic of her in a tank top with her midriff showing would come onscreen. 1/2
Metroid: Zero Mission | Game Boy Advance - 2004
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i would pull out the gameboy cart at just at the right time to crash the game with that image stuck on screen. i busted so many nuts to a pixelated version of this image on my gba screen.
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imagine burping into her mouth while french kissing like this
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oh my god,,,,,,,it made her hair redder,,,,,,
“Safe and effective” Hormonal birth control is evil.
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im just not a very creative guy, but i so love seeing it in other people. make something weird baby
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thats it im downloading the fucking app again.
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devious lick poential right here
Students at Cornell put up these signs around campus... from @ buffalopotholebandit on Threads
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copper clad aluminum wire makes me want to Kill Myself
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downing half an energy drink after not eating anything for 12 hours no breakfast all day is like the best thing ever bonus points if you're dehydrated.
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im so frustrated my skull hurts. behind my ears. my lips keep twitching. i don't think i've ever been this close to straight up killing myself
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