Sorcerer Slurm

Super Sidekick: The Musical, the story of a young sidekick who blah blah blah no one cares. What it should be called is the story of my downfall and undeserved banishment from The Kingdom, and prequel to my revenge. See what I mean at SuperSidekickTheMusical.com

Dear Evil Supervillain Diary, Nothing important happened today. Sincerely, Sorcerer Slurm #NationalSuperheroDay

Oh well. Guess I'll just fix myself a plate. I hope the koalas left me some mashed potatoes. [ #HappyThanksgiving, everyone! - @gregorycrafts & @madbardmike ] [PS - It actually *is* #NationalStartYourOwnCountryDay, too! Learn more here - buff.ly/2QHYQbF ] #EvilPlan1118

Nooooo! Foiled again!!! Those fools in The Kingdom had better be #thankful that the Slurmsville gov't offices are closed until... whenever the Koalas wake up from their tryptophan coma. It's hard to be evil. buff.ly/2ybNGHe #NationalStartYourOwnCountryDay #EvilPlan1118

Where are my minions?! They should be here! They're home? Deep-frying turkeys?! But why?! Thanksgiving?! What's th- Oh no. If they eat all that food, they'll sleep for months! I'll never get the forms filed! The invasion is ruined! #EvilPlan1118 #NationalStartYourOwnCountryDay

Wha- Closed? Why is the Slurmsville Parlaiment closed?! We haven't even declared ourselves to be a sovereign nation yet, and our parliament's already out of session? I can't even get in to steal the notary's stamp! What's going on?! #NationalStartYourOwnCountryDay #EvilPlan1118

What a lovely day to invade and conquer a neighboring nation! All I need to do is walk into the Parliament here and get this zoning form filed and notarized, and the invasion of The Kingdom can commence. Hmm. Door's locked. #EvilPlan1118 #NationalStartYourOwnCountryDay

All I need to do first is head down to the newly-established Slurmsville Parliament first thing in the morning to file the proper zoning paperwork, and we'll be official. After that... THE KINGDOM SHALL BE MINE!!! #EvilLaugh #EvilPlan1118 #NationalStartYourOwnCountryDay

Soon, The Kingdom will find out just *how* hostile that relationship is... when the SOVEREIGN NATION OF SLURMSVILLE INVADES WITH OUR ARMY OF NINJA KOALAS!!! Behold! The terrible Ninja Koala attacks! #MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #NationalStartYourOwnCountryDay #EvilPlan1118

"...countries need to meet 4 criteria to be recognized: they need territory, a government, a permanent population, and ability to have relations w/ other states." Right. I have the Caves of Doom, myself, the Ninja Koalas, and hostile relations with The Kingdom. #EvilPlan1118

"The day is meant to get you thinking about starting your own country and what needs to be done if you want to do so." Buddy. I've been dreaming about this for years. #NationalStartYourOwnCountryDay #EvilPlan1118

#NationalStartYourOwnCountryDay was created at the 1939 #WorldsFair, to honor "those free-spirited souls who dared to hope and believe in a better world where they too could declare any land their own." Free-spirited evil geniuses, they mean. Muhuhahahahahaha... #EvilPlan1118

...NATIONAL START YOUR OWN COUNTRY DAY?!?! Perfect! I MUST disrupt The Kingdom's celebration of this... strange... annual event. - I mean, seriously, how'd this ever fly in a constitutional monarchy? - No matter! In two days, The Kingdom becomes... SLURMSVILLE. #EVILPLAN1118

Nov. 5th... something about masks. Not my thing, but hey, you do you, Guy. What else? Oh. What have we here? This one... it's... two days from now? Of all of the opportunities for Evil this month, this one is absolutely golden. Why didn't anyone tell me it's... #EvilPlan1118

Let's see... November. What's happening this month? Hmph. I missed National Plan Your Epitaph Day on November 2nd. Must make note of that for next year. AND National Saxophone Day was Nov. 6th?! I could have sent the Ninja Koalas to steal all the wooden reeds! #EvilPlan1118

Well, let's take a look at the calendar? Perhaps there's a major event coming up in The Kingdom that I can plot to spoil somehow... #EvilPlan1118

Hmm... It's been a while since I've attempted any sort of #EvilPlan. That simply cannot abide. What to do? What to do? #EvilPlan1118

[This was such a fun trip.] #KoalaTuesday

[Yeah, this is absolutely precious: buff.ly/2sTCmuy]