until then please be kind to animals
Mcallen Texas
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Been a few days now but I had a wonderful show at the @ImprovHouston. Big shoutout to all comedians I shared stage with and to Emmanuel Valencia! CUJO, Team CUJO and Nothing But Sportz! It was so cool having the most talked about man in Houston the last few months at my show. His professional fight Oct 24th. #TEAMCUJO
I miss you bro! Both of our birthdays are coming up and we would both get super excited for each other. Life’s been a roller coaster but remembering your strength and courage your last days and months inspires me so much each day. You helped me realize how precious life is and to be grateful and thankful everyday. I know you up there crushing it in heaven. God bless you always carnal Israel Garcia
You want me to get my homie to do flyer it’s only $40 bucks. Promoter: “Nah I got it”
Then it’s an AI Flyer 😩😩
I don’t know what’s more tiresome. political ads at every corner or everyone’s attempt at humor regarding those political ads
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I can’t do this forever! We won’t be touring as much next year, but I appreciate all the LOVE and support throughout the years! Its been a HUSTLE this year touring the country from Detroit to San Diego and everywhere in between. Flight delays, lost luggage and gambles on sketchy tacos at 2am but ALAS we finally arrived to our HOMETOWN WEEKEND!
5 shows in my hometown this weekend! I’ve been waiting all year for these shows! Seriously catch me while you can… can’t wait to PURO PARI with my PEEPS!
