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Joined June 2009
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Abagail is the best and hottest wife I've ever had 🔥
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Trainline is the most scammer app ever in public transit lol
Ur gonna burn in hell lmao
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I realize you have to address it but this girls husband has to be one small inconvenience away from taking his shoelaces
I’ve seen all the memes and comments…and some of you guys are really funny. Thanks to @DamonAmendo for helping us break an audience record today!
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Commitment to the feet bit is cocker spaniel- level loyal.
Former NFL HC Rex Ryan was arrested Wednesday morning in Nashville after allegedly running over the feet of two pedestrians with his pickup truck last week. Police say Ryan continued driving before the pedestrians caught up to him at a red light. He allegedly got out, argued with them, and drove away without exchanging information. Ryan faces six misdemeanor charges, including leaving the scene of an accident, failing to provide information or aid, and failing to obey traffic signals.
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Colts’ current WR room on active roster: 🏈Deion Burks 🏈Laquon Treadwell 🏈Ashton Dulin 🏈Nick Westbrook-Ikhine 🏈Anthony Gould
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Colts new receiving core
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COLTS D turn me up Sunday
Kyle McCord, whom the Dolphins acquired last summer from the Packers, becomes Miami’s new starting quarterback. QB Brady Cook is on the practice squad.
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Not likely, but hope he shreds them
Raiders No. 1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza will now take over as the starting QB following Kirk Cousins’ trade to Minnesota. Las Vegas is 4-5, and Mendoza’s first two career starts will come against the Seahawks and Broncos, two of the NFL’s top defenses.
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Came to Indy, got a DUI, dipped before Winter. Savvy vet to have in the locker room
Comp update: Colts are receiving a 6th-round pick for Keenan Allen, per sources.
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I actually don’t hate DJ in that spot with that defense. He needs short fields with limited liability.
The Vikings plan to pursue a trade today for Kirk Cousins or Daniel Jones, per @RapSheet. Minnesota now knows their QB position isn’t good enough to compete right now.
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Seeing JT in a Pats uniform would tear my heart in 2
JUST IN: The Patriots are now the favorites to land Jonathan Taylor, via Kalshi: 34% — Patriots 28% — Colts 17% — Giants 9% — Broncos, Vikings 4% — Packers, Bengals 3% — Seahawks
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RIP to conference championships. Just March Madness in January
BREAKING: The College Football Playoff and ESPN have agreed on a five-year deal that will expand the field to 24 teams in 2027, @CFBHeather reports. on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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Good week of preparation, guys fought very hard, etc. Nailing the “I’m getting fired soon” lines
Shane Steichen opening statement:
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Colts hired Jeff Saturday as interim and signed Phil Rivers 3 years after retirement I’ve seen worse
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Funniest account on twitter
It is the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders: male & female.
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#Seahawks G Quenton Nelson will have surgery to clean out some cartilage in his knee, sources say, as fragments had been causing an issue recently. The plan is for Nelson to avoid Injured Reserve, and his timeline is a few weeks. Seattle has two games, then a Week 11 bye.
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I’m choosing to love this very cherry picked stat
Highest forced incompletion rate this season (min 15 targets) Sauce Gardner 30.0% Davison Igbinosun 23.3% Deonte Banks 23.3% Martin Emerson Jr 22.2% Charvarius Ward 21.4%
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Me to the blue haired barista at Starbucks this morning
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X will be historic tomorrow
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Holy shit Dems put BTA
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