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Writer/Creator | “Be Superb”

Joined November 2014
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Every time the Vikings can the first play it’s a run… If it’s obvious to me it’s obvious to the defense…
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Why did we not take our FG and make it a 2pt game. KOC game management these last few weeks have been horrendous.
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Kyler Murray has no urgency in the pocket. Horrendous pocket awareness. Simply need to bite the bullet and get the QB right. Goff wasn’t cutting it for Sean McVay so they got Stafford. KOC and the Vikings need to do the same.
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My fiancé dead in her sleep heard our cats puking and sprinted out of bed to get them off the carpet.. Too little too late… 😂😂
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Went for a morning walk with my fiancé Had lunch with my mother Watched the Vikings move to 4-0 FaceTimed with my best friend Watched the Brewers move to 2-0 Had dinner with my sister, nephew, and brother in law I’m so fucking rich, holy fuck
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FREE new marketing technique for any gas station: Set your gas prices to 8/10 of a cent instead of 9/10. Market as “LOWEST PRICES IN TOWN” Watch the money pile up.
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Imagine the Vikings crumble this season and KOC is shown the door. Enter one Mike Tomlin - a home coming. No this is not AI.
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Quick little trade I negotiated today #Dynasty
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I hope this doesn’t officially close the book on Harrison Smith returning at some point this season… :/
The #Vikings are signing free agent LB/S Jamal Adams.
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Connor obviously went into the fight with a devastating injury &used the flying kick off rip to cover. UFC betting needs to be suspended. Also, 2 questionable stoppage wins for Riley and Green. Also, Gable Stevenson’s opponent clearly took a dive.. was dropped from nothing.
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Hopefully my girlfriend doesn’t see that someone other than her got proposed to on top of the Empire State Building today. I’m so fucked.
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Imagine what Call of Duty would look like if Black Ops 2 was the first game on PS4/XB1 instead of Ghosts…
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Going to be very interesting seeing the difference in how BO2 is played with the new gen vs. how it was when the OGs were playing. It will help answer the question of: “Does CoD suck or do the kids who play it make it suck?”
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A house listed for $210,000 in my home town. Toured, and made an offer of $235,000 the same day it was listed. I didn’t get it. Sold for $239,000 to someone else. $4,000 stopped me from being a home owner…
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Asking Claude Ai what my rights are as an employee and they tell me to call the number shown for “Wisc. DWD”. Ok fair enough. I call the number Claude gave me… AND THE NUMBER IT GAVE ME WAS A PHONE SEX NUMBER. WHY DOES CLAUDE HAVE THAT NUMBER AND WHY WOULD IT GUVE IT TO ME?
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Went for a bike ride It was beautiful So I walked
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Have people forgot that Alex Pereria is about to become the first ever 3 division UFC champion? This should be a bigger deal.
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Prayer is meditation. My mind wanders and I have to remind myself what I am doing - where my focus should be.
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What if they faked the severity of the Corona Virus to get everyone’s guard down so that when the same thing happens with the Hantavirus people won’t get the vaccine and 1B+ die. We already know the elite openly talk about decreasing the world population.
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