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He/Him. Writer. Flirting with death against my will. Discord: Suribot

Joined August 2009
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Going to try and make the switch for real. If you see me on twitter after this, it's not because I lied, it's because I failed.
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have you always dreamed of turning your wol into a muppet? NOW'S YOUR CHANCE! i'm finally opening wol muppet comms! $30 and your blorbo will become somehow even blorbo-er
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Something to know when traveling to New jersey for the first time. There's shadow people. There's people made of shadow and also people made out of sound, you will hear them.
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opening the shell of the claymore to retrieve the delectable claymeats inside
Ukrayna askeri, Nato konseptinde Claymore olarak bilinen yönlendirilmiş mayının kopyasını kuvvetle muhtemel içindeki yaklaşık 700 gram RDX karışımlı yüksek etkili patlayıcıyı almak için söküyor. Savaşta ortaya çıkan imkansızlıklar yaratıcı çözüm istiyor.
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Arizona is one of only two states that don’t observe Daylight Saving Time (DST). The Navajo Nation, which exists mostly inside Arizona, does observe DST. The Hopi Reservation, which exists entirely inside the Navajo Nation, does not observe DST.
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this shark has been forever ruined for me because of this clip
It’s lurking.
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funny oisín lore that was also really traumatic lowkey:
Replying to @Yunjiissleepy
i think it all started when a guy with a gun tried to break into my middle school
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Before I was diagnosed and on meds my ADHD felt almost like morning sleep paralysis. Would take a couple of hours to even be able to move. Good points for parents with ADHD kids too.
BREAKING: Sleep and neurology researchers confirm that "morning grogginess" in ADHD is actually severe Sleep Inertia—a state where the prefrontal cortex takes up to 60 minutes longer to restore blood flow and dopamine signaling after waking up than a neurotypical brain. If waking up your ADHD child (or yourself) at 7:00 AM feels like trying to wake up a hibernating bear who wants to fight everyone in the house, here is the science of why:
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I'm the DJ at your friend's Halloween party and I'm really bad at it
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good bit in new simpsons tonight
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flavor update, started with a 1:1 ratio and ended up needing to add slightly more cranberry because there was a hint of cucumber. but after perfecting it, nobody who tried it could tell me a discernible flavor. it tastes good! lowkey a pleasant grassy flavor if anything.
tumblr halloween is a go
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Fun fact: one of the oldest active organizations in New York is the Red Hook Society for Apprehending Horse Thieves. Since their formation in 1796, they’ve yet to catch one horse thief. But they refused to transition into car thefts, saying it would mar tradition.
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I didn't show everyone the amazing cookies made during the office Halloween party (I made the sickos one)
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When you have a friend
reminder they can loaf
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entire fucking halloween oneshot stalled because foundry is hallucinating a giant fucking bear in everyone's screen that is actually not there
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i feel like every day we really do get closer to just talking in Cyberpunk 2077 streetslang. like there's not a massive world of difference between a chromed-out gonk getting zeroed and a chudded moid getting kirked
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I guess my “ghosts in a blanket” get very uhhh tired in the oven 🤦‍♀️😂
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The guy who compared a Trump rally to Jonestown on live Fox News was invited by the Trump campaign. They called his work phone on Monday and asked him to come. His name is Tom Hoyle. He's 57 and runs a small custom printing shop in Charlotte called MadPark Designs with his business partner. He's hated Trump since 1989, back when he was a sophomore in college. And he really, really doesn't like getting sales calls on the shop line, from anybody. So when the rally people called, he said yes. He even signed up with his real name and contact info, because he wanted it on the record that they invited him. Then he had to get through the door. A private security guy asked him straight up if he was a Trump supporter. Tom told him he supports the Constitution, then started talking about his shirt, which was for an old death metal band called Death. He kept going about the history of Florida death metal until the guard gave up and let him in. His plan going in was honestly pretty juvenile. He and a buddy he grew up with figured he'd wait a few minutes into the speech and yell something filthy. Then a Fox News reporter, Lucas Tomlinson, found him standing off by himself and asked if he could interview him live. Tom thinks a white guy with a big beard and a ball cap was pretty much exactly what they were looking for. He told himself he wasn't going to cuss on national TV, so he made it up on the spot. He says the first line and then just waits. The reporter goes "Wait, the Jonestown Massacre?" and that's when he finishes it. He told The Handbasket he picked that up from Billy Crystal, who said on Letterman back in the '80s that you always let the other guy set up your punchline. Tomlinson set it up for him perfectly. A few minutes later some men who said they were Secret Service pulled him aside. He asked if this was about the concession stand, because it closed early and he was starving. They didn't love that and walked him out. On his way out he passed the guard from the front door and told him, hey man, you didn't vet me too well. Think about how many people had a shot at stopping this. The campaign's call list found him. The signup form had his name. A guard questioned him to his face. A Fox crew put him on live TV. Every one of them took one look at the beard and the hat and filled in the rest. That's how almost all of this screening works. Asking somebody what they actually believe takes time, and looking at them takes a second, so everybody just looks. The one check that actually caught him came after he'd already said it on national TV.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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this pretty much sums up the difference in conversation concerning ao3
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There is stupid...And then there is ICE Stupid
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