Kinda but not really spoilers for Internet invitational
The tick tack bullshit calling each other over rules is ridiculous and annoying. Breaking rules that give you an advantage is fine to call out. The ones today were just flat annoying arguments. Just spot the ball and play
I’ve always been 100% on Dave’s side that you can’t miss flights. He still missed 1 flight, but I think missing the 2nd can be wiped from the record. Clear manipulation on Dave’s part and I don’t fault him for missing number 2. Blame pie shifts 100% Big J to 75% Big J 25% Dave
Big John explains the lore behind his initial @InternetInvite Invitation from @stoolpresidente and the Barstool Spring Break controversy
Singles Pairings I hope happen today at the internet invitational
1. Ruff vs Wesley- best on best
2. Marissa vs a good guy- she can take one down and I want to see it
3. Bob vs Riggs- on paper mismatch but Bob is playing better
4. Chaz vs Bobby- do I even need to explain?
Spoilers for Internet invitational day 3
Losers
1. Ruff- the worst version of Wesley and blew a late lead to lose. You can’t drop a full point there
2. Sam and Claire time- I’ve had enough. It’s awkward to watch at this point
3. Riggs outfit- those shorts gotta go my lord wtf
Spoilers for Internet invitational day 3
Winners
1. Bob- I mean what a showing. Never thought Wesley would get carried by Bob ever
2. Team white- just pure domination and almost everyone won money
3. Bobby- won with the Duke and played up to his potential finally
8 matchups here for day 3 of internet invitational where I legitimately think either side has a good shot of winning. Love it
I think Paige should have phrased this best moment in YouTube golf. It was exceedingly fine until the last little bit which was great
Internet Invitational Day 2 losers
1. Dave Portnoy- Big John is dominating him right now
2. SGK- sucked today. Also missed a very makeable putt to send his team home
3. Dalke- bad captaining and should have lost his match
HM- Bobby- just accept that you are a 10+ man
Internet Invitational Day 2 Winners
1. Big John- nails. He’s running away with the tournament right now
2. Kisner- he’s like 80% of the comedy
3. Evan Thompson- took dalke to the wire and should have won
HM Grant- those boots were shaking but great shot to set up the win
Biggest change the internet invitational needs is no more gimmes. I promise half of these cats would miss one inside 3 feet at least once a round without pressure and you add pressure and it would cause some consequential misses
Paige Spiranac says Episode 2 of the internet invitational might be YouTube golf’s greatest video. I like Alt shot way more so I have high hopes. Could we see a huge Dalke comeback? Off the course fireworks?
Sam’s statement on the Claire stuff at the Internet invitational. I didn’t realize they were friends before this, but I never had an issue with anything she said anyway. It clearly wasn’t as out of left field as people were pretending and the reaction was a bit much
This backs a lot of what I’m saying with the Horvat/Riggs side being the biggest golf related loser. This format is made for getting at least a half against a guy like Finch and you put absolutely no pressure on him whatsoever. Gotta treat Horvat as a B golfer going forward here
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Losers Day 1 internet invitational
1. Bobby- going straight to I can beat you up is super weak and he looked like a dork with his fit
2. Horvat and Riggs- got body bagged. Finch took a mediocre/ bad partner and crushed you
3. Gruden- was in hell for an entire round
Winners from day 1 of Internet invitational
1. Big John- Dave trying his hardest to hate him but he’s just chipping away. Funny storyline
2. Kwon- redemption tour. Really good bit on the tee box
3. Chaz- just undeniably the most fun to root for in the tourney
I’m officially out on all Kelly Keegs related fights/beefs for the near future. I enjoy her in role of moderator but as a participant it’s just unwatchable
Dave always wrongly says his best value guy if he had to start barstool again with a value player it would be Meek Phil. The correct answer and it’s not even close is @OhioTate
I’m creating a thread here for what I think would be the perfect cast for season 6 of surviving. I liked this season, but it needs more juice in the cast, I thought a younger less wealthy cast would create more back stabbing and hunger for the money but that was not the case
The absolute nos
Tommy, Glenny, Feits, Ella grif, Moobie, Megan. If you were a whiny 0 in your most recent season gone. Glenny out the fat guy routine is not entertaining. Tommy out he’s supposed to a savant and then whined that he got whacked. Feits is the biggest no of all