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2 weegies in Truro forgot to ask the famous question......Rangers or sellic?
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A joy and a half to chat with the wonderful @SusanCalman.
📣 FRESH POD 📣
Susan Calman's brand new show, Tall Tales, kicks off in September, and promises stories, big laughs, a dose of peri rage, and possibly some dancing. Our @MicksterNoonan got @SusanCalman on the Zoom to find out more.
Listen here: buff.ly/X9eW5Tu
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📣 FRESH POD 📣
Susan Calman's brand new show, Tall Tales, kicks off in September, and promises stories, big laughs, a dose of peri rage, and possibly some dancing. Our @MicksterNoonan got @SusanCalman on the Zoom to find out more.
Listen here: buff.ly/X9eW5Tu
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It’s tough to get publicity for the shows because I’m not famous enough to get on fancy podcasts & the like.
So I thought I’d use my greenhouse to tempt people.
I’m very tired & may have slightly lost my mind.
🎟️susancalman.com/tour-dates/
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Would your feline friend like to be Susan's #CatOfTheDay?
Please reply to this post with a pic of them to be considered for this distinguished title!
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If you missed tuning into the Carry On Up The Podcast, you can still catch up!
Dive into the full series, revisit your favourite films, and maybe discover a few new Carry On classics along the way.
Tune in here: podfollow.com/1834914385
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Look at this little kitten, adorable. On a commemorative stamp for the centenary of the RSPCA in 1990. I still send letters, (call me old-fashioned). But stamps show a history too & this one is special. It was on a letter my late mother sent. ❤️
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Gingerbread is very excited to be the Caturday Cat of the Day, as you can see! Thank you, dear @SusanCalman!
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Red Nose Day is coming up and if you're a quiz fan this is for you!
You can put your quizzing skills to the test & raise money for @comicrelief with the Big #RedNoseDay quiz!
Download your quiz at comicrelief.com/susan.
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"One of the most important aspects of democracy is that you are gracious in defeat."
@darrylmorris argues it's vital to uphold Britain's electoral system, and calling a snap General Election because of a petition undermines that.
@ReemAmirIbrahim | @SusanCalman | #JeremyVine
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"It's beyond sick..."
@Guto_Harri says we shouldn't dream of a better internet in the wake of Grok digitally stripping women; we should go after the target who is "right in our face".
@ayeshahazarika | @SusanCalman | #JeremyVine
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Our fantastic @susancalman is standing in for @jeremyvineon5 for two weeks! Catch her on @channel5_tv at 9.15am!
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Tickets now on sale! If this tour is a success we’ll extend it and visit more places!
There are some places where tickets aren’t available yet, must be a venue thing. I’ll try to find out what’s going on. I’m spinning plates!
Tickets available here: susancalman.com/tour-dates/
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NEW: After not touring for ten years, comedian @susancalman is back with a brand-new show 'Tall Tales'. Here on Sat 31 Oct. Prepare yourself for an evening of barely believable stories, laughter and probably some dancing.
Get your Priority Tickets now 👉 amg-venues.com/XzcE50Xxz9l
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Thank you, @SusanCalman! Mustache thanks you, too. You can’t tell, but he’s very excited!
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Ahead for a Nationwide tour our @susancalman is trying out material at @thestandglasgow in November, December and February.....Grab tickets while you can! thestand.co.uk/news/susan-ca…
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Yes, it is! 🏴 🥳
I’ve been told, & I hope it’s right, that the episode of #GrandDayOut this week is the one postponed from a couple of weeks ago, filmed around Scotland's east coast.
This is me & my work husband Jamie, looking dramatic whilst on location!
8pm this Friday on @channel5_tv!
ALT On a green, hilly landscape stand two small figures, Susan and Jamie. Susan wears a red jacket and Jamie holds up a long audio boom.
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A host of top talent is up for FAVOURITE PRESENTER at the #TVTimesAwards2025!
Vote here: futureevents.uk/tvtimes
Closes 11.59pm 14 Oct
@antanddec @tomallencomedy @SusanCalman #JoelDommett @AlisonHammond #AlexJones #GethinJones @susannareid100 @HelenSkelton #ClaudiaWinkleman
ALT A white grid with a blue headline banner reading: "Favourite PRESENTER” in white text. Underneath there are two rows of images showing the nominees. In the first row left to right are: Ant & Dec in Britain’s Got Talent, Tom Allen in The Apprentice: You’re Fired!, Susan Calman in Susan Calman’s Grand Day Out, Joel Dommett The Masked Singer and Alison Hammond in This Morning. In the bottom row from left to right are: Alex Jones in The One Show, Gethin Jones in Morning Live, Susanna Reid in Good Morning Britain, Helen Skelton in …on the Farm and Claudia Winkleman in The Traitors.
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Tune in this Friday to Susan Calman #GrandDayOut as the Bradford Dragon Boat Festival is featured along with the sport of Dragon boating! We are now going #national and #global
Starting this Friday at 8pm on @channel5_tv , it’s brand new #GrandDayOut. Here’s a little preview of what’s in store. A lovely show made by absolutely the best people in the business. Hope you enjoy it.