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@SushiReggie

A personal diary where any tweet may not apply to you because I have a life outside twitter 😊

Joined April 2024
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جب لوگ بچا لے گۓ لاشے شہداء کے
حق اپنا جتا کے
بس ایک تن شبیر کا پامالی کی زد پر
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بس ایک تن شبیر کا پامالی کی زد پر
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Urdu is not for the faint hearted
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Ye mulla logon ka imaan itna kamzor q hota hai wahdaniyat pe, ke kisi bhi maamoli baat pe hil jata hai? Saw a reel where a girl was talking about praying with all her heart for this man, only for the dua to be not accepted and when she went to a mullah, he said
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Your dua was not accepted because you should have loved Allah and not some random guy and by that you were committing shirk and Allah didn’t like that????? LIKE MF DUA KA CONCEPT HI MANGNA HAI????
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Asking Allah for your favourite person is quite literally the opposite of shirk???!!!!! Fegg all mullahs
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Fatima Tassadiq (@fatimatassadiq) profile pictureFatima Tassadiq@fatimatassadiq8h
You can’t honeypot women. You just can’t. A hot guy talks to us and we immediately know kay yeh humari mithai ki dukaan harrapna chahta hai.
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m✧@halalboozeeNov 9
Women are lonely, too. But people don't care because lonely women don't murder, they go to grad school or get a rescue dog.
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d@doomzzzdayyy10h
Replying to @shazamizhere
What about those cafes that you never see anybody in but they’re somehow always open 🫣 felt like money laundering to me
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Chinese decaded to bring the oldest trick in the book to modern world and...it worked???!!!?!?!?!
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experiencing load shedding after EVERY hour since 5pm in lahore today. i don’t remember things being this bad considering it’s November.
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Ughhhh cheater hadi beghairat
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Did Hadi sleep with her???
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فریحہ ✪@fay_alif9h
Many of you are asking whys one of my passports in the pride colors. Closet mein para rehta hai na zyada tar shayad tabhi aesa hogaya hai :(
فریحہ ✪ (@fay_alif) profile pictureفریحہ ✪@fay_alif16h
Oh wow, congratulations @rabiatalks! 👏👍🏻 I actually have the same diplomatic and official passports, but I'm not going to post them right now... my dearest awaam will just say Ma'am aap show off kar rahi hain!' 🙇‍♀️🥲
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Did Hadi sleep with her???
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pmln primates think speaking arabic is a flex, the absolute monkeys
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d@doomzzzdayyy23h
Replying to @AzeeAlii
Do you mean namaz?
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wait until its ramadan bro😭😭🙏🏻
🍣🪻 (@SushiReggie) profile picture🍣🪻@SushiReggieNov 9
When I see any Pakistani using the words jannahhh, akhirahhh, wudhu… I just stop taking them seriously.
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King Kang@Abuzar_iiNov 9
"sujood", "suhoor"
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King Kang@Abuzar_iiNov 9
Don't we all have that one cousin from UK who randomly went to his local mosque one day and hasn't shut up about "Da'awah" ever?
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When I see any Pakistani using the words jannahhh, akhirahhh, wudhu… I just stop taking them seriously.
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@BALUCIAGAOct 27
the trinity syndrome: a film trope where a female character spends her life mastering her skills, is portrayed as exceptionally capable, only for “the chosen one” to be some guy
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