Bad Analyst (Associate)

Just got hit with a “you can work late because you don’t have valentines day plans” 🥀🥀

No one has ever been as tired as I am right now

Living in chicago is just perpetual caryatid statue

Comments for me, late night long run for thee

What’s stopping me

Blow my shit smoove off

I’m the shohei ohtani of white boys

Put yall on game

Yspkybiiso

Bump, re, fw

Need a white boy pilgrimage (Maine)

Legal dd on a friday night

Bring me back on the field coach

Elinas is gonna hate to see me walk in at 10 tonight

This account is now pure thought-to-text

Need to get tonsured to save me from working on Friday night

What a signing we have here

Jota is special

We are shocking