Pheiffer Sutherland retweeted
Some viewers panicking over '7de Laan' gay kiss. Really hope they're sitting down when they get told that Dr Verwoerd has been assassinated.
Hungover @amymsquirrell: "why do bad things happen to me? I just wanted to drink lots of alcohol with no consequences", followed by "HALP"
This week's gem:
Me: who can tell me what makes a good summary?
Student: a holiday
Me: huh?
Student: SUMMERy
Me: *dies*
Pheiffer Sutherland retweeted
📈Top 5 lookups right now, in order:
1. fascism
2. sex (this is always in the top 10)
3. anathema
4. Svengali
5. bigot
Good night!
Pheiffer Sutherland retweeted
Funny how y'all call feminists feminazis and the grammar police grammar nazis but call real nazis alt-rights
Today in my class a student told another student off for mansplaining. I'm one fucking happy teacher #teacherlife #feministclassrooms
2/2 ...because there's only one in the bar and gender is a construct anyway so who even fucking cares right?!'
Pheiffer Sutherland retweeted
I love the queerness and grunginess of #RollerDerby!
I'm excited for the Rockers game today!
@Sutherlandia7 @amymsquirrell @gillienoncarne
Pheiffer Sutherland retweeted
Voles try not to think too much about how little time they have, and instead fill their heads with more important matters such as snacking.
Today a student responded to 'see you later alligator' with 'in a while crocodile'. Unprompted. I high-fived him so hard my hand hurts.
Today when I walked into class with shaved hair a student exclaimed 'you look so handsome dude!' And I couldn't be happier ❤
Last night in bed I legitimately told someone I was 'riding the cotton pony to blood town'. They still shagged me #keeper












