SwagSentences

Yes! Wat nieuwe volgers erbij dankzij @SMSFail!

Volg nu @TienerFeiten! Retweet dit en volg hun, en je maakt kans op een FB en een Shoutout!

Ik heb een FB gekregen van @loesoetweets toen ik @SwagZinnetjes ging volgen!

"I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude , you asked your mom if she had kids.."

Ik wil een #swagtrui van @SwagZinnetjes

I want a #swagtrui from @SwagZinnetjes

Disney should make a hairless princess. That way, little girls with cancer can feel beautiful.

FIRE ALARM.* TEACHER: "Okay kids, single file, please..." ME: "MOVE, DAMN IT, CANT U SEE I'M ABOUT TO DIE! "

SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED A HIGH FIVE IN THE FACE WITH A CHAIR. =)

Police Officer: How high are you? Me: No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you?"

Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = Sex . Birthday = All Of The Above .

Im not single. Im in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom. :D

I text you. You don't text back. I feel stupid.

Sorry Facebook. Twitter and I have a better relationship.

You're my bestfriend, but if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

That moment when you say, "Just Kidding" but you're actually dead serious.

When someone smells nice, it automatically makes them more attractive.

How long is a million years? GOD: A minute. GUY: How much is a million dollars? GOD: A penny. GUY: Can I have a penny? GOD: In a minute

DORA: Having more freedom then teenagers.

OBVIOUSLY, I'm only single, because I'm too sexy for everyone