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Manny Machado Stan Account. I specialize in sarcasm and hot takes. God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

Slam Diego, CA
Joined September 2011
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Sending good playoff vibes to our @Padres. #TakeTheCake #FriarFaithful
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San Diego State Basketball. Ruthless Aggression.
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Same people who will probably go to church on Sunday. Assholes
North Dakota voters narrowly reject free school meals for all K-12 students
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68k for the Aztecs
Here are the viewing totals as of 6:30 AM this morning for the Pac-12 basketball games on YouTube last night 1. Utah State vs Idaho State: 21K 2. Oregon State vs Weber State: 17K 3. Colorado State vs Montana State: 16K 4. Texas State vs Texas A&M-CC: 8K 5. Fresno State vs Fresno Pacific: 7.1K Aggies on top. As one does. #pac12hoops
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You dont even live in San Diego. Fine print tells you how many tickets you can sell. Someone on the waitlist deserves those tickets over you:
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Lists like this are so fucking stupid in the NIL era.
College basketball is here, so it’s time to unveil my annual 1-365 rankings of every team in the sport. Never been a harder year to do it with so much roster uncertainty, but use this as your guide to the season ahead! Rankings, stats, notes here: ⬇️⬇️ si.com/college-basketball/ul…
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I’m so happy for JJ McCarthy. That’s my dog.
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Hell yeah. Welcome to the Pac12 Texas State. Utah state is soft. You will learn quick
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Honest question: If you are not a TV executive, why do you give a fuck about the World Series ratings?
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“I can’t enjoy a game unless I know the loser won’t be able to play for a national title!” —people who claim to like football
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Bear Cherry might be him
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Aztecs might be nice
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BREAKING: Bombshell thread from Japan-based baseball account explains why "the common consensus" among Japanese baseball fans is that Shohei Ohtani has been using PEDs since a 2020 slump and only recently cycled off in anticipation of playing in the 2028 Los Angeles Olympics.
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Caring about the ratings Fox will get is crazy. Simply enjoy baseball.
Can’t wait for the lowest rated World Series, maybe in history, to prevent this lockout. Brewers just dug their own grave for the next 50 years and I love it. (They have 5 fans who actually care about the team)
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“Best fans in baseball” city of 10 Million people and couldn’t fill up a stadium for the NLCS. Fakest fans in baseball.
Thank you to the best fans in baseball. 💙
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Savannah Bananas are returning to Petco Park in 2027
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Utah State fans can’t comprehend that the Pac12 put its two biggest brands on the only Pac12 vs Pac12 conference game on CBS. Both have the most tournament success.
Giving SDSU at Gonzaga the CBS game is a big miss, imo. It should have been Gonzaga at Utah State or Utah State at Gonzaga in the very least.
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Morejon feels like he should be a Padre for life. He grew up in this organization. He can’t leave now.
"This is where I want to be. My heart’s in San Diego.” "I tell A.J. every chance I see him: ‘Hey, bring me back.'" The #Padres roster is about to change. A look at France, King, Morejón, Buehler, Adam & others who might not return to SD next year: sandiegouniontribune.com/202…
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They aren’t the problem. It’s the other guys we sign that are league minimum deals because our owner died and it fucked our ability to spend.
One way or another, the Tatis/Machado/Merrill era needs to end for the Padres. Six years of choking and failure when it matters. It’s time to blow it up and rebuild. You’ve had all the chances to break through and you’ve failed. You’re the Jets of the MLB. #Padres
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