“This guy El Guapo is not just famous, he’s IN-famous!”

Scared to death someone is going to screen grab me rolling my eyes at Derek in this zoom improv class

Looks like I’m buying Second City

Improv. Corona. Zoom.

It’s Friday - time to remind your troupe you have a show tonight.

I love your Francestrailian accent

Thank you for taking the time to explain what an upper decker was in your scene.

The choices you made kind of ruined your scene. Not you, you were great.

Yes, and... you don’t know what you’re talking about.

“Hey Siri, I sex’ed my back out of alignment”

“There’s plenty of famous Justins. Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, Justin...[long pause] Trudeau”

That turnip is rad-ish

Wondering how many hints I have to drop before my class adds me to the Group Me.

Did some math on how many people are invited to improv shows vs how many go. It’s equivalent to buying a winning lotto ticket then lightening strikes it while it’s in your hand.

Hi we’re [improv troupe], can we get a suggestion of a location, relationship and what just happened...you know what, can someone just come do this show for us?

New guy in class came and had drinks with us. He’s quiet but says really funny stuff in scenes. I hate him.

“Babe, we’re pregnant” “Babe, YOU’RE pregnant”

“The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away...via science”

“Maybe this Prince song will help you get in the mood.” [side support] “Prince song”

“I’M A MECHANIC!” [beat] “I’m holding a wrench”