D'arcy🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇧

How does my tan look? It's fading too fast😭

You like MILF'S who tell DAD jokes? Is sarcasm one of your ❤️ languages? Like a little NEUROTIC w/ your EROTIC? Then meet D'arcy, a 49 year old cocktail! Equal parts: Sarcastic & Scholastic Oh she's FANTASTIC! WARNING: she's a STRONG BREW & certainly not everyone's CUP OF TEA🤪

Barbie: only she's MIDDLE AGED and PERIMENOPAUSAL 😜

Black never disappoints!

You got to love someone who puts a whack-ass post about a baby crying on an airplane and then blocks you when you side with the baby You sound like a raging cunt. I choose a crying baby over an adult baby any day Go ahead and block me sis, more people liked my comment than your actual post Because you're fucking nuts. You don't do any business. You're just on your begging for money and being rude about babies No wonder you don't do any business hun

Bright light, big hair & baby blues... Or are they green🤔

Kiss me💋💋💋💋

I'm cute, right!?

Ever wondered what I consider fun?

Peek-a-boob

Enjoy the week!

Slap it, grab it, bounce quarters off of it!

Hello!!!

Happy Saturday

I saw this from my balcony last night. But check out the new footage. Always something crazy in my hood

Morning!

There's a special place in hell for dudes who cancel a deposit before you wake up in the morning and then go AWOL. That's ok... Me & Karma are thick as theives! You'll get yours MF! Also, for any ladies who might be interested i have his fake & real names & number. DM me

Rise & grind bitches😜

The nipple is definitely trying to free itself.

Eat your heart out Ron Burgundy