One of my favorite fun facts is that @50cent moved to a place I lived right after I moved away twice…both locations were in two completely different parts of the country.

“What if your favorite celebrity is in the Epstein Files” First of all if @SHAQ is in the files I know it’s cause he was there trying to help those children.

Waiting to see what a color hair an idol’s doing for a comeback is the K-pop equivalent to a gender reveal. #skz #karma

In 2008 I was pulled off the line at #MayhemFest to work back stage and serve lunch to the bands. I got cursed out by @slipknot bodyguard cause I couldn’t give him more food among other wild things. It was the best experience of my life. @rockstarenergy please bring back Mayhem😭

Hey @FoodLion how do I buy some of your sourdough started? The sourdough my local store has is INCREDIBLE. My household has consumed like 4 loaves this week.

The VA who missed my uterus being displaced and adhered to my right ovary for 5 years which has led to part of my infertility issues won’t cover IVF the only way I can get pregnant but my husband got a job at @Ford and they cover it fully. Thank you Ford!

You can’t convince me the cook at the waffle house I’m at isn’t @TPAIN

I “love” that the website says its mix and match popcorn tin and cup combo but when I asked to do Elphaba Tin and Glinda Cup I was told “no they have to match” and then found out it was sold out. My last complaint for @RegalMovies $34.99 for the lantern bucket WITHOUT POPCORN.

It’s bullshit @RegalMovies started selling popcorn tins and cups days early to non ticket holders. Now resellers get the items real fans wanted. I just wanted an Elphaba cup and popcorn bucket.

In a meeting my boss asked “if you could be best friends with any celebrity who would not be” and I immediately said @ThatKevinSmith to which she replied “I have no idea who that is.” I have never been so offended.

Dear @VansWarpedTour, I kindly DEMAND #FFTL with Sonny Moore (@Skrillex ) for the Orlando date. Thank you.

I can’t wait

I fell victim to an Ad and I am NOT mad I love you @krispykreme

I just want #traderjoes chocolate gnocchi to come back.

I will die on this hill The School Nights EP from @ChappellRoan is fucking phenomenal and doesn’t get the love it deserves.

I pre ordered the special edition @bridgerton books from @BNBuzz The 1st book arrived damaged I got it replaced. The 2nd book was fine. The 3rd and 4th arrived damaged and my replacements also arrived damaged. Honestly; my replacement is more damaged than the first copy of it.