Don't be the dweeb in a fine dining/ michelin restaurant wearing a t shirt, shorts, a hat, and yeezys.... 🙄 #finedining #restaurant #etiquette

Boss: walk me through your process Me:

Me after a day of eating pancakes for 10 hours straight. #hustle #workflow #cheflife #oops

Dont let unfulfilled potential define your life. Give it your all, leave nothing on the table and you'll never feel like an imposter.

Went and got some multi vitamins yesterday! Gotbone that i THOUGHT was 50+ different vitamins and nutrients ... got home to figure out they're just for men over the age of 50....#fml

I hope the next "reaction" @Facebook adds to their options is an eye roll emoji.... probably get the most uses. 🙄 #Facebook #opinions #everyonethinkstheyreright

When her parents go away for a week and you go use their washer/dryer to avoid paying the laundromat prices for a week.... #adulting

How satisfying is it when you nail a parallel park on the first try....#smallvictory #itslikebuttah #nailedit

You know you're an adult when instead of buying each other birthday presents, we split a fancy garbage can for the apartment.. #adulting

Wait..so... was the premise that the taxi with the license plate that said "fresh" & had dice in the mirror, actually transformed him INTO the fresh prince of Bel Air this whole time?? Bc you weren't that "fresh" in West Philadelphia, were you Mr. Smith #WillSmith #freshprince

Hope all these people out here wearing masks and scarves are being tortured by their own bad breath

This is the perfect time for all the musicians in the world to WRITE NEW STUFF. Turn this year around with some new jams from your favorite artists. #musicindustry #musician #NewMusic #please #PSA #QuarantineLife #pandemic #SilverLining

I just hope the 1 thing that lasts, even after this pandemic is over, is everyone's heightened awareness of sanitation and basic hygiene practices....people are gross. #pandemic #washyourhands #alwaysandforever

I've never had an omelette with diced chicken in it before today... but for some reason 2 different candidates doing tastings for a job served me this bizarre combo today...has anyone heard of this before? Do people actually LIKE this? What cooked first? The chicken or the egg?

Coworker: Hows that diet going?! Me: I had a HUGE salad for lunch! But followed it up with 2 Kouign-amann as they came outta the oven..... #noregrets

Signing a lease with a greek realtor isn't official unless it ends with them gifting you a bottle of their family's olive oil right? #newapartment #newbeginnings #bigmoves

Just made 2 different single origin coffees in 2 different manual brewing methods while watching @vulfpeck live at Madison Square Garden... Am I hip yet?

Our banqueting division fed 32,000 people in 21 days. 🥂 happy holidays #cheers #Hospitality #busyseason

This year, don't be the douche that brings a guitar to your family holiday dinners.

The streets of NYC are finally back to being filled with its normal cast of weirdos and not the additional Halloween ones.