Try 1,155 days without a new Swiftologist song

Fun fact: The Swiftologist and Taylor Swift have the same number of SOTY Grammys

Even the Swiftologist would’ve made a better headliner

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Doctor: you have 840 second left to live Me asf:

🚨The Swiftologist shares stunning picture via Grindr while celebrating 30th birthday

Happy 30th birthday to the talented Swiftologist. The Swiftologist has cemented himself as one of the most prominent music critics in the industry with his music reviews and acclaimed podcast.

🚨The Swiftologist recalls pretending to like Grimes to impress trade

They just be interviewing anyone these days

123???? What is the Swiftologist’s song doing here 😭😭😭😭

The Swiftolgist and sombr want to top you, who are you picking? 👀

🚨 Jay-Z has picked the Swiftologist to headline the 2027 Super Bowl halftime show. Setlist: - Track Fives - Track Fives (Slowed) - Track Fives (A cappella) - Track Fives (Extended version) - Track Fives (Fantano remix)

🚨The Swiftologist called Olivia Rodrigo and Chappell Roan the main pop girls of Gen Z after hearing the “Expectations” remix

YES FUCK IT I LOVE THE SWIFTOLOGIST AND I WILL FOREVER STAN HIM AND IVE NEVER EVER BEEN HAPPIER

The Swiftologist calls Tate McRae’s latest single “Housewife” very safe

🚨The Swiftologist has been invited to join the Recording Academy.

🚨The Swiftologist has been silenced