“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao” said Gandalf, “well it has.”

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how that beer’s hitting my hand on Friday night
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Every two years a Kennedy dies after hang gliding in a lightning storm with their daughter’s best friend and your boomer relatives shake their head sadly and chalk it up to the curse
why are Kennedys always doing shit like this?? the curse is that they are all dumb as hell
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I hate the antichrist.
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Thanks Google, not what I was asking you bro.
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Biddy Blas has cracked open his first beer of the day at 8:36 am.
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after I posted these I had 2 people reach out to ask me to take them off my close friends story
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My thoughts on the rate hike: I'm hearing the banks are out of money. You have to run now to the bank. Don't walk, run. Take all your money out of the bank. Everyone needs to do this.
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greatest norm quote of all time
We sadly lost Norm Macdonald 5 years ago today. A legendary comedian and voice actor, he will always be remembered for all his amazing work!
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BREAKING: Minneapolis shooter identified as Will Stancil.
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The little guy deserved a soundtrack
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Good morning everyone.
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An attack on Will Stancil is an attack on all of us
Replying to @AlfredAlfer77
Billiam can't catch a break smh
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