𓁹 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎. 🏳️‍🌈

☽︎ Tʀᴀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴘᴀʀᴀɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ ɪɴᴠᴇsᴛɪɢᴀᴛᴏʀ. ☆ Penned by #ℓαzуgαℓєѕ. ☆ Info thread, read on for more. ↻ + ♡

Sneezes.

bro, i am pissed. my cum rag just presented me a list of union demands, and now all the various absorbent garments such as towels and wash cloths are on solidarity strike, and i can't wash my fucking balls!

❝Pissing just out of sight in an alleyway's gotta be one of the kost liberating activities you can get up to.❞

She's a 𝘥𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦. Part of her job is overhearing.

The 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 functions?

❝Caught some guy trying to rip the catalytic converter off my RV. Don't know what the hell he was planning to do with it, but boy am I glad I still have a functioning vehicle.❞

❝Also, what the fuck, Meteora was twenty years ago now? Time, please stop reminding me how ancient I technically am.❞

❝Here's your annual reminder that I am, in fact, still alive.❞

❝I always feeeel like, somebooody's watchin' meeeeeee.~❞ ♪

//LRT is one of my other accounts, for clarity sake.//

❝I've decided to start learning one of the other nine martial disciplines, Diamond Mind, and I can't even begin to fathom how one masters time dilation.❞

//how tf did I forget to put that opening quotation mark at the- I might be stupid.//

@OfLuringScent It's been a minute since Alicia tried to pay Alice a visit. It's been 𝘢𝘸𝘧𝘶𝘭 peaceful without her bugging the investigator for food. . .or her.

❝I 𝘒𝘕𝘖𝘞 THAT. I only know one person who can smell like that. Er. . .plant? Plant person? Plant person.❞

She smells the faint scent of nectar. . .

❝What are you even—!?❞ Utterly stupefied as she watching her trudge off toward her bedroom on all fours, the Shadowcaster was left speechless for a time, before muttering to herself, ❝I was not ready for today. . .❞ Albeit apprehensively, she followed out of concern.

❝. . .Okay, this is actually pretty alarming—❞ If the aim was to knock the Warblade over, the fashionista would find that she's a lot sturdier than she looks. ❝Lena? Lena? Hey, hey, get a hold of yourself girl! Down, down!❞

For a brief moment, Alice's brows raised, that look of concern only growing. But she quickly buried it away with a neutral expression, opting not to give much in the way of a reaction. ❝Totally how a healthy person behaves. Go on. Just a little further ahead.❞