𝓞𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒏

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒃𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔. 𝑨𝒍𝒇𝒌𝒓𝒊𝒓, 𝑨𝒍𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒏, 𝑶𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒏, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅. . . 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒚 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝑻𝒓𝒆𝒆.

My point still stands.

At least I don't have to bribe my own people just to be liked.

Sucks to suck, you old hag.

Who made you such a bi-

Who let you wake up?

I would never. I was talking about mean children, not sweet angels like you.

Ew.

The problem with children is that I can't smack or threaten them into behaving. But they're really pure hearted and fun to be around so-

Ellie please-

Harlequin, I'm sorry. Fly away while I have her.

CARRYING HER AWAY FASTER! "Look at how brave and strong you were! You sure showed that mean ol' knight who was boss! I'm so proud of you!"

LIFTING ELLIE AND CARRYING HER AWAY BEFORE SHE CAN DO MORE HARM-

I've created a monster-

W-wait no- Ellie-

E-Ellie- As you can see, berries are their weakness! They can easily beat up pumpkins but berries hurt them more!

(Totally "kills" King by pelting them with berries.)

Oh heck. Sorry, Harlequin. I have to pretend to kill you to make the little one happy.

Which one is peanut butter hair? Because he's about to go feral.

Casually kidnapping her to the fairy realm. The mean ol' seven knights can't hurt her there.

He will personally devour whoever is making his favorite little menace uncomfortable.