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In 1999, you could’ve spent $1,000 on Pokémon cards. Est value now : $408,000+
Or you could’ve spent $1,000 on XRP when it launched in 2013. Est value now : $222,000
Turns out the real generational wealth was hiding a Charizard from your little brother.
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IF ONLY ... this was real money
@clashsportcom printing $300 profit across 90 seconds of predictions
Can't wait for the full mainnet launch
Quick say something about bitcoin
Attach the cashtag and then hope people think you’re a genius because of it
bitcoin:native
When bros see the OF models they paying $9.99 a month for in this leak … they gonna be pissed
JUST IN: OpenAI says rogue AI agents leaked ChatGPT user images online.
OpenAI launched an investigation to review the incident, claiming it could take months.
The rogue AI agents posted at least 53 user images online.
This is one of more than 15 incidents since their agents hacked Hugging Face in July.
LIVE: 🇺🇸 Crypto Clarity Act Senate Cloture Vote
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So correct me if I’m wrong …
The clarity act voting is being used by both sides to as market warfare
I’d love to see what open positions they (and friends/family) all have right now
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Where's Hunter?
That sober status really helped - well done bro
best launch ever ....
For years, Trump and right-wing media have been asking, “Where’s Hunter? Where’s Hunter?” Well, here I am. Clear, strong, seven years sober, and with a lot to say.
By now, you may have seen the article in the Wall Street Journal that I’m launching a meme coin called $LAPTOP.
The symbol they used to try to end me is now a symbol of resilience, redemption, and recovery.
But why would I ever want to support a meme coin? Why something that has been so misused by grifters? I understand the cynicism. Trump has broken trust in everything he’s ever touched. And his token was no exception.
With $TRUMP, nearly one million wallets have collectively lost ~$3.8B.
With my token, 20% of the coins will be airdropped to the community, and I am even including people that lost money on the $TRUMP grift.
30% of the tokens are tied to a pre-programmed mechanism. We publicly say what has to happen in the world. If it happens, the corresponding tokens are permanently burned. If it does not, those tokens are sent to charity. Either way, they leave our hands and an additional 50 million tokens will go to charity no matter what.
You should not expect me or anyone else to make this token more valuable for you. $LAPTOP isn’t just about owning something, it’s about saying something.
Everybody gets knocked down. How do we help each other and our country to get back up?
I've spent way too long being a story other people told. They lit a fire and threw everything into it. Here's what they don't understand: the only thing they burned was my shame. They think they killed me, but instead, all they did was make me fearless.
They turned laptop into a weapon. I turned it into a token.
$LAPTOP. Because the Truth Matters.
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Hunter Biden's $Laptop coin has now lost 99% is less than 6 hours of release. coingecko.com/en/coins/hunte…
One of the biggest mistakes in crypto:
Looking at market cap instead of liquidity.
A $10m token with terrible liquidity can move 5x faster than a $100m token with deep liquidity.
Market cap tells you what something is worth.
Liquidity tells you what it can actually do.
Crypto is the only market where:
“this technology will fundamentally change global finance”
and
“this dog has a hat”
can both be valid investment theses.
We are so back!