Ex-snooker blogger, journalist and radio pundit. Sighthound rescuer and far too intelligent and witty for this place. I hope she likes snooker.

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Joined March 2011
I have just been playing with Chat GPT and couldn't resist a bit of nostalgic self-indulgence. Makes it all sound pretty good #thread
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Snookerbacker MBE 🗣️ retweeted
Good morning, Just to be clear following recent widely publicised incidents in the Gosport area, we do not have a company wide ban on people wearing a poppy, we do however tend to turn away knuckle dragging Neanderthals it’s just that they all tend to be wearing one.
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Snookerbacker MBE 🗣️ retweeted
I’m no fan of Wetherspoons but why do right wing dickheads constantly embarrass themselves?
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Snookerbacker MBE 🗣️ retweeted
"Laugh at my jokes, for God's sake. I'm dying on my arse up here..."
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Older couple in Morrissons queue earlier discussing the 'fact' that Wetherspoons is banning poppies. Decided to tell them in a really polite way, that it was bollocks. They didn't believe me and I'm sure they will still vote for Reform. Duped idiots. Just how Reform like it.
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They are targetting the most vulnerable idiots like never before. Paying Z list celebrities to peddle their disinformation for a few quid. They have the old gits where they want them. The hope is with younger, intelligent, switched on people and there are lots of them.
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Loving all these Reform spongers (and bots) who reckon when freedom of movement returns they are leaving the UK. 1. Good Riddance 2. You would have to get a job 3. They check hard drives Unlucky grifters.
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Snookerbacker MBE 🗣️ retweeted
What can anyone do about these people. Seriously. How do you confront basic historical ignorance of this magnitude.
Hitler was a far left socialist. Literally in the name of his party!
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If anyone has never been to Liverpool you need to follow @LiverpoolVista for the real essence of this wonderful city. I've travelled all around the world and I am so thankful I was born here. It's just a wonderful place to come from.
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Replying to @RupertLowe10
white people, stop calling yourselves expats when you live abroad. you’re immigrants.
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He's also. A cunt. A billionaire. A liar. A racist (though his supporters all are too so that's fine). A Russian asset.
Nigel Farage isn't just the best party leader. He is also one of the best and most active constituency MPs our there. The people of Clacton are very lucky to have him!🩵➡️🇬🇧
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Snookerbacker MBE 🗣️ retweeted
It’s the way she tells them. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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This season of The Traitors really isn't very good is it? Losing Richard and Ross early has made it quite dull imo.
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So, real question, once the North Sea oil drilling goes ahead which it inevitably will, are we going to see a dramatic fall in UK fuel prices? If the answer to that is no, then why is it going ahead?
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Top quality arsewipe.
Came through my letter box ! I do not want this in my house ! 😡 ! What to do with it ?????? 🗑🚮🗑🚮🗑
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Barry West.
Name an athlete whose real name is so good it sounds made up. Not a nickname, the actual name on the birth certificate. Any sport, any era.
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It's just snooker guys.
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Feel like just one black off the spot a few months ago might have led to a completely different path for a bit. That's how emotionally fragile top snooker players are. The top ones have all sacrificed a childhood. I wonder if looking back, they would do it all again?
'I felt like, if I was going to play one last time, playing here at the Waterfront where it all started in 2005, against one of my best mates, I thought that was a better way to sign out.' Mark Allen suggests his snooker career may be over. metro.co.uk/2026/10/20/mark-…
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I'm not sure I'd file this under 'Culture' @BBCBreaking
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Sits much better where @SkyNews put it. Nothing like a bit of rape news in Entertainment and Arts.
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