Future Yeoman retweeted
None of you remember the vibes post-2020. MAGA was dead. Any association with Trump was political poison. Republicans weren’t winning power for the next decade. And you know what happened? Trump came back. He is quite possibly the only man on earth who could have pulled it off, and he did. He was able to come back after 2020, so I have faith that he can come back from this.
Future Yeoman retweeted
Palpatine: “Anakin, did the Jedi ever tell you why your generation cannot afford homes?”
Anakin: “No, Chancellor.”
Palpatine: “I thought not. Master Yoda bought his first property 800 years ago and still thinks you’re lazy.”
Future Yeoman retweeted
“Where are you going?”
“To find my mother.”
“Your mother’s dead son. She was killed by a Tusken Raider with 38 prior arrests, who was let out on cashless bail, by a woke district attorney.”
Future Yeoman retweeted
Africans sold slaves to my ancestors, and now they want reparations? Surely I should be getting a refund?
Future Yeoman retweeted
In ancient Greece and Rome, giving oral sex to a woman was considered a deeply humiliating loss of status for men.
To shame a rival, a 3rd century BC stonemason literally carved “Euphiletos, pussy licker” into an ancient clay brick
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The brick inscription is a 3rd-century AD Greek graffito from Philippopolis (Plovdiv, Bulgaria) in Roman Thrace, not 3rd century BC; the image is a Pompeian Suburban Baths fresco, not the brick.
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Future Yeoman retweeted
"Enslaved people" is Marxist terminology.
It's not enough to say that Americans owned slaves, Marxists insist you must say Americans owned "enslaved people" - make it sound gratuitously cruel.
As you know, the aim of the Marxists is to break you down by shaming your ancestors.
Future Yeoman retweeted
The new Bladerunner is obviously not a movie. It's a Joker 2 situation, a demoralization project. The best thing you can do is ignore it completely.
The one thing that'd move the needle would be to honeypot the people involved, get them to admit on camera it was made to own the chuds, their ideological motivations, maybe even their perversions and corrupt practices. Use that material to crowd-fund a documentary and hire private investigators to go through their trash, track the funding (who is paying for movies that are designed to bomb?), interview disaffected insiders, and organize surreal stunts.
Turn the lives of the propagandists into a circus freak sideshow, into content. Convert the subhuman materials behind "the entertainment industry" into an economy of stunt journalism.
Future Yeoman retweeted
This is a story about black generational wealth and why niggas don't usually have it
Damon Wayans Jr. exposes the truth about how Black celebrities vs. white celebrities act behind closed doors
"That’s when I realized the difference between how Black celebrities have fun and white celebrities have fun was on the set of Other Guys"
"We got Will Ferrell and Adam McKay. I got really close with them, right? And so close that they had this poker night... he would rent this nice hotel room and had a dealer and open bar"
"I remember showing up for the first time and it was like Will Ferrell, it was Adam, a couple other celebrities… zero bitches, right? And so this is before I was married, right? Zero bitches"
"So I go up to Will and I’m just like, 'Hey man, where the hoes at?' He’s like, 'Hoes? Um, I’m married.' I was like, 'Oh no… but like, where the hoes at?' He’s like, 'No, we’re just going to play poker'"
"I just wasn’t used to it, you know? ‘Cause like, you know, Uncle Marlon… he got hoes everywhere. He bring hoes to the dentist"
"Yeah, that nigga die, he bring bitches to heaven. Like, 'What’s up, God? Me plus three. Can we get them some wings?'"
