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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯...
𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙞𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙚𝙩!
ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ɢɪʀʟꜱ! retweeted
"What, virgin? Never seen a girl in a bikini before? Quit gawking at me."
Apparently, ratings are low enough that Heather has to compete in a swimsuit today.
She's lucky she has that much...
"Girl... Tell me again how YOU'RE famous for your big tits, when I gotta lug THESE things around all day..."
Brains. Brawn. Chest. Ass.
Leshawna's more of an "all-around" kind of competitor.
"I TOLD you idiots, I'm not into that--!"
A bit of a contradiction, given the cute noises that rather mimic Sinon's. She's letting out shallow breaths, eyes now locked on her fellow competitor.
She had to push her over the edge somehow...
She inches forward. Kissing her-!
Courtney is a FIERCE competitor, and this girl is the one thing keeping her from ending this indignity.
So why does it feel like they're bonding--
Eyes averted, but it's hard to ignore just how cute she is.
"I doubt any of this is accidental... Can you cum already?!"
Sensually isn't the first word that comes to mind...
She's trying to focus on-- Anything else, really. Victory. The lawsuits she's going to push for.
And do they really need to be facing each other...?
Let's get one thing straight: Courtney is BRILLIANT.
She's got a bright future. She'll be a lawyer! Or... A politician. Something important.
It's just now, in this moment, that she's being fingered on live TV--
There are rumors that Total Drama is haunted, you know. That a spooky, pale specter wanders the grounds at night...
In reality, it's Dawn's pasty ass.
"Communing with nature". Naked.
"Go ahead! Take a good, long look, asshole. Because this is all you're getting!"
Don't mind Heather.
She doesn't take losing penalties very well.
Gwen's taking her pale butt to the showers after a long day.
The Total Drama showers. Where you're always moments away from hot, wet lesbian sex, or a cat fight.
Not even the showers are relaxing in this place--
"I said I wanted to be a princess...
What kind of princess dresses like this? You people are unbelievable."
Apparently Courtney wasn't "enticing" enough for her knight in shining armor.
Heather is a tactical GENIUS. A cutthroat, manipulative diva that can outsmart just about anyone.
So, naturally...
She's remembered for having her tits shown on live TV--
ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ɢɪʀʟꜱ! retweeted
"Do you KNOW how smart I am? You should be asking ME for help!
...But fine. Will you please work with me on this next challenge?"
It seems like every season gets more and more degrading for poor Courtney!
"Dumping water on the female contestants? Are we THAT desperate for ratings?!
This is demeaning!"
Courtney has a point. Though, forgetting to wear a bra is her own fault-
Would you believe that Gwen's been getting modelling gigs?
With LINDSAY, of all people?
A pale, moody goth girl, in magazines with TV's favorite titty queen...
If you happen upon a Total Drama star in person, by all means, say hi!
Ask questions, ask for an autograph, maybe go for a grope or spank...
(Note: Total Drama claims no responsibility for any bodily or emotional harm that may result from such actions--)
ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ ᴅʀᴀᴍᴀ ɢɪʀʟꜱ! retweeted
"...Can I help you?"
Gwen was the definitive goth on Total Drama from day one!
Which, of course, means every other goth contestant wants to outdo her.
Most of the Total Drama cast HATES being sexualized for the cameras...
And yet, here's Dawn. Meditating. Completely bare, in the cool morning air.
Not even this shitty place can disrupt her inner peace...
"Ugh, seriously? You're worse than our pervy fans! Fuck off!"
Don't be fooled-- Heather and Gwen hate each other!
That hate just happens to manifest in a lot of teasing and aggressive lesbian sex.
Total Drama fun fact: Courtney has a HUGE spanking fetish!
She won't admit it, obviously. But considering her shaking knees after the last challenge, she doesn't really need to...
