@TFPWillEat

As seen on Inside the NBA. Guardians, Dodgers, Patriots, Clippers, LA Kings, Sports cards, Police Pursuits, Food and nonsense. Hot Takes are my own. Don’t @ me.

 Southern California
Joined July 2009
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Sam DarnLOLd
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Don’t look at the Jalen Williams replay
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Replying to @Collect
you guys will just post random made up bullshit for the engagement farm and still get shit traction
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Clipper Vision only has like 3 commercials in rotation: Brent Barry from the 1996 Slam Dunk Contest, the Blake Griffin Car Dunk from 2011 and a Darius Garland jumper from last year.
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Isaiah Jackson is very Montrezl Harrellish #Analysis #Clippers #Thunder
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DJ Khaled in collabs
Issie 🌸
@iamissie_Oct 25
Longest goal in football history, cancelled by one unnecessary touch.
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All that extra Aspiration and Daktronics money and he’s still pulling this scam huh
Marc Stein
@TheSteinLine13h
The Raptors say Kawhi Leonard (left knee swelling) is OUT tonight at Minnesota.
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Did Sam LaPorta die or is he just out there working on cardio and blocking today? Asking for my pretend football team.
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Replying to @gregvegas @jimrome
I imagined Rome stopped swinging his legs on his chair, arms crossed and pouting after he found no humor in your tweet
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Replying to @Ryan_LaJolla
when did Irie Craig get a van?
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Oh NOW you wanna call a check swing strike on Tampa Bay
Underdog MLB
@UnderdogMLBOct 25
Yandy Díaz was ruled to have swung on this pitch, ending Game 2
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How his Kalshi bets are looking
Bleacher Report
@BleacherReportOct 25
What was Giannis thinking about? 🤔
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So did that Eagles Fan ever make it to Hollywood?
Variety
@VarietyOct 23
Pedro Pascal says “you have to eat sh*t” to make it in Hollywood: "That’s part of it. It’s a huge part of it for me, because it forms character, hopefully in the direction of knowing how to treat other people and protecting the value of generosity, because it comes around. There isn’t any way I would be here were it not for the generosity of others who have been there for me. I owe it to all the people in my life. I wouldn’t know where to begin. It’s a population of people that I owe things to." Listen to the full episode of Variety’s Awards Circuit Podcast now: variety.com/2026/film/awards…
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“This dude is hilarious!” -Bert Kreischer alone somewhere rn
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 24
Pat McAfee: "New York Times always saying it! 'This a**hole is shirtless at 9:02 a.m. Eastern!' Sorry, Coach. I'm ruining the whole sport; I'm ruining the whole sport because of this."
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Best I can do is a near-complete 1952 Topps Set with an authentic altered Mantle in trade.
Yahoo Sports
@YahooSportsOct 23
Mark Walter may be looking to sell the WNBA's Los Angeles Sparks, along with their practice facility, for more than $700 million, per Bloomberg. Walter, who also owns the Dodgers, sold the Lakers earlier this year at a $12.5 billion valuation to Joshua Kushner and Bob Iger.
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NBA on ESPN
@ESPNNBAOct 23
Chet on SGA subbing out and ending his streak of 141 games with 20+ points: "Better man than me." 😅
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Britt more like Quit McHenry amirite
TMZ
@TMZOct 23
🚨 Trump staffer Britt McHenry forced to resign after throwing drink at fan at NBA game. Details: tmz.com/2026/10/23/britt-mch…
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Jalen Williams out here like the old 7-Eleven hot dog that tried to escape before it’s picked up and put back on the roller. #Analysis #Thunder #Nuggets
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Nuggets-Thunder game in midseason form with all the flopping and other shenanigans. NBA Action…it’s Fantastic!
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Some franchises don’t deserve to win a championship because of ownership. James Dolan is an asshat for this.
The Athletic
@TheAthleticOct 23
The Knicks' assistant coaches did not receive their championship rings during Tuesday's ceremony, despite being handed ring boxes, according to league sources. Many longtime employees at Madison Square Garden will not receive rings at all, per team sources. Those employees got their hopes up in late September, when they were sent a fake championship ring offer as part of a phishing test. nyti.ms/4jB0yvR
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