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Home of the brand new show 50% Liability at Edfringe. TheEmslieEffect where things never quite go to plan https://teapawt.net/t.co/9N2CzU29ve

Joined February 2010
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New bigger venue for my show Coach parties & bikers welcome. C+1 4pm #edfringe #cvenues #liability – at Edinburgh, Scotland
May Day & tradition dictates I wash my face with the morning dew. I realise now that might have been the spot where the cat pees – at Stonehaven, Scotland
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Brave words? – at Aberdeen, Scotland
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I'll have gone off long before this yogurt does. I'd be 100 years old when it expires!! – at Nepal
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I'm currently hurtling through the air in a metal tube, filled with other people's farts – at Fingal, Ireland
The #liability word tour begins. – at Fingal, Ireland
You can't take your coffee they said The plane is ready to take off they said All but last three rows they said
The #liability has gone. @campingninja Thank you all so so much for some of the best three weeks ever – at Scotland, United Kingdom
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So 5 food places in a row have said closed. What I've learnt -using the word semantics confuses door staff. Macdonalds it is -yuk #edringe – at Edinburgh, Scotland
Can I say fuck on Twitter? I'm fucked. What an experience @Edfringe @Cvenues wrap party done. Food, bed, done xxx – at Edinburgh, Scotland
Ending the #edringe & festival with a bang.fireworks soon, followed by wrap party and champagne. What could possibly go wrong? #liability – at Edinburgh, Scotland
To quash the rumours, 50% Liability is not doing one last show tonight. Please stop queuing #edfringe #liability – at Edinburgh, Scotland
Blow up doll, one careful owner! An elastic band and my helmet that's been spilt in two quite a few times #edfringe teapawt.net/fringecentral/status/7… – at Edinburgh, Scotland
Final fringe poster posing selfie #edfringe #liability – at Edinburgh, Scotland
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Final show today at 4 last chance to C @edfringe #liability #edfringe Tiring but worthwhile experience. Thanks all who came/enjoyed/reviewed – at Edinburgh, Scotland
Energy levels at such a low. One more show, tomorrow, where I'm going to give it all I have left. #edfringe #liability – at Scotland, United Kingdom
Replying to @EdinburghCC
@EdinburghCC You say it's a bin, to put your litter in. Is anyone about, to take it out? #liability #edfringe – at Edinburgh, Scotland
For those that missed it **** 1/2 star review published get2gether.org.uk/comedy-sho… #edfringe #liability only 2 chances left to see me @Cvenues – at Edinburgh, Scotland
Replying to @campingninja
@campingninja still cheaper from £15pp #edfringe #liability it's also venue 403 with free entertainment bar fr £2.50 – at Edinburgh, Scotland