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i've grown a mouth so sharp and cruel / it's all that i can give to you, my dear

adult mun + muse
Joined November 2021
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— ; for my soul, he made an offer and to the dust again i fell. and oh, that devil's got a hold on me now; because there wasn't any water in the wishing well.
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yo who flew the dragon into ramazith's tower???
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😁 he's never gonna hear the end of this.
… No, I’m sure I have some on me. One moment.
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yeah. i could find you a dirty stick and a big leaf but that's it.
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dude. come on. use your eyes. do i look like i carry a pen and paper with me.
Have you got a pen and paper on you?
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can you write that down for me? i need to show this to my ex.
It’s alright. I appreciate your dedication.
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right? it's a shame everyone else doesn't think so.
You are a fascinating creature.
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i've been pretending my ex-boyfriend got me pregnant for six years. how's that?
How about we talk about somebody else’s love life for the rest of the night.
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i know a registered psychiatrist hate to see me coming.
i know a man minding his own business hate to see me coming
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i know a man minding his own business hate to see me coming
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that reminds me of the time i said treez nuts.
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it's a hard fall from grace.
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my beautiful baby boy arson turns six this year ❤️
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Go My ShitHound . Hunt Down My Adversaries
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i literally couldn't be any clearer.
i’m getting some mixed signals here?
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i don't really care to be honest. also what did i just say about the language
how fucking old do you think i am
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woah, language. not cool. you wash your mouth out.
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hmm. well now that we have something in common you won't mind if i just
no thanks. i have my own.
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i keep mine in a little fantasy vape, you want some?
oh yeah asbestos will do that to you
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i dunno, i spent a decade in the woods and now i don't know how to talk to people? i get a kick out of inconveniencing others? there's something inside me that i don't fully understand that's rotting me from the inside? asbestos?
yeah but i wanna know the specifics.
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you knew my name and what universe i'm from i think you at least know enough about me to know i'm not well in the head.
stop fucking touching my ears!!! god!!! what’s wrong with you!!!
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